God creating the giraffe-“Yeah I think I’ll take a horse, stretch out its neck, and make it look like it has ♥♥♥♥♥♥ leprosy. Dammit god you’ve done it again!”
About me/FAQs
Pronouns: Professional/idiot

Age? 22

Where ya from? Surf City USA originally, but moved to Texas in 2022.

Fave animal? If you couldn’t tell already, I like giraffes because I’m short. I envy them.

Fave game? Don’t know honestly. Slay The Slot Machi-I mean Slay The Spire has been a ton of fun recently. I also hundred-percented and got all the achievements for Degenerate Simulator, so that’s pretty cool I guess.

Hobbies? I like choo choos. My dad literally dropped me on my head as a child so I enjoy working all sorts of chugga chuggas.

Welp that’s all for about me. Imma go take a fat nap brb