a genius on the field

Unc needs to retire.

Aim skills

plays like a legend, add me, please

amazing player

skillful plays

add me up, AWP superstar, let's shine in the game

You suck at the game ♥♥♥♥♥♥

8000 hours and you quite literally have no clue what you're doing, what a waste of life

bro needs to queue into a job application

stick to bloons loser

In the chaotic world of Counter-Strike 2, there was a golden retriever named Goldie, known for his dubious talent in gaming and his notorious habit of baiting. Goldie would let his human teammates rush into danger while he hung back, hoping to clean up the leftovers, often with little success.

One late night on Nuke, Goldie's team got increasingly frustrated as he repeatedly let them get picked off without any meaningful contribution. In a crucial round, the team decided to rush the A site. As usual, Goldie lingered behind in Tunnels, nervously twitching his paws. His teammates were swiftly met with a barrage of bullets, and Goldie thought it was his chance. But when he peeked around the corner, the enemy team predictably ambushed him, his shots missing wildly.

From that day on, Goldie tried to play alongside his team, but his aim was shaky and his strategies questionable, often getting caught in awkward positions. The legend of Goldie the Inept Baiter lived on as a cautionary tale.

does not know how to play counter strike

MASTERBAITER. WORST PLAYER IVE PLAYED WITH IN A VERY LONG TIME.

+rep he's using brain for win!

let's climb ranks

+rep fantastic shots

commands respect in-game

+rep excellent player, sharp reflexes, let's frag out together

Прими го трейд

noob

+rep friendly

Game invite: sent. You in?

Your gaming throne awaits!

SHUT UP

I had a fun match with this individual. GGs.

trash talk, gets destroyed, and disconnects instantly to avoid the shame

a real fraud, gets carried in CS, barely any kills and talks ♥♥♥♥

This dude sucks

T r A s H

this guy got no drip

I can play better with my left nut. yall got hella lucky we had some disabled people on our team fr

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+rep Good Trader

looking for liquid skins m8, sorry

+rep dank trader

Hey dude, sorry for bothering you on your profile. Yesterday you pricechecked one falchion CH for me, maybe you can pricecheck another? Thanks in advance ^-^ https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensiveTrade/comments/4bsi9r/pc_falchion_case_hardened_ww_with_good_blue/

+rep great trader :)

+rep fast and easy

come back it was a meme

+rep actually shoved the daggers in his ass

IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO YOUR FUNERAL CUZ I'D BE IN JAIL FOR KILLING THE GUY THAT KILLED YOU!

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Send this gun to everyone you care about including me if you care about me. See how many times you get this.