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Macgyvew, here wook at me! I'm a widdle kumb gwuzzling twain, choo choo! Wook at me go! Choo choo chooo! Wook at da way I'm cwoming troo, bweep bweep! I mean choo choo! Chugga chugga chugga chugga. Aww schit you made me hit a fwat cow. Now I have a lotta expwaining to do, they gwonna make mwee do pwaper work. ♥♥♥♥♥!

Hey, I heard your voice and thought you sounded really sexy. I don't normally do this, but I think you're really cool and I appreciate you letting me be on your friends list. It's really rare to find a guy who is polite and nice to a girl in video games! I don't know why more guys aren't like you. Haha, we should play some Minecraft together sometime! It's a really cool game where you build stuff like legos. I want to show you my farm, and all my cute animals. SQUEE Sorry, I wasn't flirting with you (blush), I swear I'm just trying to get to know you better... Sorry was that too blunt? I'm just really flirty and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and I don't get out much. Add me on snapchat, you sound really nice and fun! XOXOXO

hifi rush = poggies

HAPPPPPYYYYYY NEW YEAR, TYTYYYYYYY. I LOVE YOU.

Happy birthday, Tyler!! I hope you get at least twenty-two million credits for your birthday, but preferably it'd be cool if you got a couple billion for that trade tax. Did you ever ask the Galactic Government if there's potentially a trade tax deduction of some kind for birthday boys? Who knows. Maybe a Hutt will go easy on you. Love you, Tyler. Happy birthday.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TEALOR!!! I'm sorry about all the transgressions that happened on Alderaan, and for how stuck up your "partner" is. Never helping you or practicing with you on certain, projects, and stuff..
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I LOVE YOU and your tiny train!

HAPPYYYYYYY BIRTHDAY, TYLOREEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! Because it's your birthday, I'll forgive you for the possible outcome of our Fantasy Football match up where you may beat me in the finals. BUT ONLY BECAUSE IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY. Not because of you being one of the best, funniest, super awesome people of all time. Nono. Not because of that.
Your zest for things you're interested in is infectious. Not only are you an expert at doing voice work for movies but you also make outstanding VVeezer cover art with cameos from Friday the 13th.

His profile picture is actually one of extreme manly strength and intimidation, people could only hope to have a fraction of that kind of power.

he is extremely brave to have his real photo on steam. that's the greatest christmas gift of all.

Happy Christmas!! He's the best VR dancer, sea diver and has a sexier profile picture than you and you know it! ♡

your profile is so fetch

hey you haven't replied to my messages in a few minutes so I'm hoping you are okay. I tried calling the police but they said it's the 54th time I've called and they don't think you are in danger. But let me know if you need me for anything...anything at all..like anything......wait are you okay? i'm calling again.

He makes the best and most favorite Sloths of all time. Somehow doesn't main Nicolas Cage in DBD. YET HE'S STILL THE BEST VALHEIMER AND CORE KEEPERER THIS SIDE OF THE MISSISSIPPI.

both based AND cringe

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i looked up all your games on your wishlist and they are soooo expensive ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ why do you want the most expensive games ever ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.... no worries tho im gonna get a part time job on the weekend so i can buy those for u and make u happy cus u have some refined taste jesus christ so expensive wow....

The only person i know who can main Widowmaker and Genji, while not having slick backed hair.

the turns have tabled you son of a birch

Omg! You are so right! I didn't even think of that~

Push this ..!.,

You pushed my p a little too far mister. Prepare for the consequences.

Sweater puppy enthusiast.

Greatest movie producer in all the lands

You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ -redacted-, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can wish you a happy birthday in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just in English. Not only am I extensively trained in making people feel loved on their birthday, but I have access to the entire group of our friends and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your misery off the face of the continent, you little gift upon the world. If only you could have known what laughs your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have told us a little earlier. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ handsome boi. I will buy pints for you and you will drown in it. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ -redacted-, kiddo!

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little birthday boy? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in giving birthday wishes, and I’ve been involved in numerous surprise parties on friend's birthdays, and I have over 300 confirmed gifts given. I am trained in gift wrapping and I’m the top card writer in the entire US birthday league. You are nothing to me but just another birthday. I will wish you a happy -redacted0th year with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away without birthday wishes on the Internet? Think again, friendo. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of friends across the USA so you better prepare for the party, brother. The party that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call being sober.

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has his teammates unhook in front of me, then runs in my way. Then proceeds to get mad when I down him because he was in my face.

Also says it's a rule that Killer shouldn't return to hooks after an unhook. Killer is given notification for an unhook for a reason...

+rep you wouldn't want any other survivor for a teammate

If MacGyver has million number of fans I am one of them. If MacGyver has ten fans I am one of of them. If MacGyver has only one fan then that is me. If MacGyver has no fans, that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against the MacGyver, I am against the world.

You are a connoisseur of the iCarly theme song. You know exactly what music to put it to, and how to make it ring in our rings like a choir of angels. Bravo, I say, bravo.

Cindy Clawford sends her regards.

HAVE YOU SEEN MY MOMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

Likes: Mars, Dark, Astronomy, You're the Worst, World of Warcraft, Orange, Oscar & Archer evenly, Weezer, Cereal, Valheim, Old school Wrestlers (even if they're bad guys), Dark Chocolate, Girl Led Indie Bands, Mischief, Curb Your Enthusiasm.
Dislikes: Being chilly, Coconut.

Witty and funny fellow who loves to meme and plays in Goldshire a lot :)

TO THE MOST RADICAL, BODACIOUS STREET TRASH. MAY YOU HAVE THE GNARLIEST BIRTHDAY THAT VIPER COULD SUPPLY. He learned the cure to being ti-red. He was able to fend off Billy long enough so he finally stopped complaining about Christmas not working out for him. He even offered to teach me how to drive since being a female means I'm automatically a car crash magnet.
Tylore, you're stupendous. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Loving you.

He revolutionized the food industry with his invention of Meat Plates. You eat food off a plate made of meat so you save the environment. You're welcome, Earth.

in 7 days you will be visited by the cutest kitten in the world. he will lick your face while you sleep. for a brief moment you will be the happiest you've ever been in your life. then he will leave you forever. you will be left all alone in a dark pit of despair for the rest of eternity. send this to 10 of your friends or you will suffer the curse of the birthday kidden. mwahahahaha

h-h-h-h-h-h-h-hewwo.. i-i-i-i-..j-j-j-j-j-j-just wanted to say hiii....ur cute..... omg -blush- gotta go, bye

Your profile has women on it. Traitor!

Evenin

worthless survivor

HAP-HAP-HAPPY BIRTHDAY TYLERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!! This whippersnapper is a barrel of laughs. He lives for dark chocolate, Bob Ross & foxes. If you happen to be an edible Bob Ross impersonator with a tail, consider yourself engaged to this feller.

i'm the girl on the left in his background. that's right, that's me, a total sexpot. back off ladies he's mine.

imagine being that salty over a game lol

1k hours and u leave game after u get abused LMFAO ur a rat and id drop u irl if i ever had the opportunity

+rep cutest wraith

Hmmmmmmm

One of the best people you can hope to meet. Not only does he have an awesome sense of humor but he'll have your back through anything. Please be sure to send him pictures of your tootsies. If you could also write his name WITH your toes, he will likely propose to you by spelling out "Will You Marry Me" using only BOOST bottles.

I hear DbD is going to be a esports game

two people lived, so the killer and two people had fun.