H-hi… are you really a g-girl? I’m literally sweating. My palms are moist. I didn’t think girls were real on the internet. Especially not in my game. This feels illegal. You're like a unicorn dipped in Wi-Fi. Please don’t log off. Please. I’m begging you. Can I add you? Discord, Steam, Battle.net , Xbox Live, I have all of them. I even made a MySpace just in case. We could build a Minecraft house, share a Stardew Valley farm, or sit in silence in VC for hours while I breathe too loudly into my mic.
Do you like Among Us? I can teach you everything. I have 783 hours. I memorized the map names. Wanna talk while I eat microwaved pizza rolls? I’ll mute when I chew (maybe). Also, um, do you have Insta? Snapchat? Maybe a LinkedIn? I just want to stay connected... forever. I haven’t talked to a girl since my dentist appointment in 2017. You’re my first female interaction that isn’t anime. Please. Don’t disappear. I’m emotionally fragile and chronically online.

H-hello... um, excuse me, miss? Are you... a female? Like, an actual, biological girl? I-I’m shaking. This is the first time I’ve encountered one in a non-pornographic context. I’ve simulated this moment in Skyrim using mods but never thought it would happen IRL (well, online). Your voice in chat—it echoed in my soul. I dropped my body pillow. I feel something... ancient awakening inside me. Can I add you? Please? I already made a Google Doc of things we could talk about. Like cats, depression, or your favorite color. We could share Spotify playlists and trauma. I won’t judge. I’ve been crying in the same hoodie since 2022. Do you have Reddit? Or a Discord server I could silently idle in? I’ll boost it. I’ll boost you. Just... don't vanish. I’ve been alone for so long. You're like a glitch in the simulation. You're proof that God hasn’t fully abandoned me. Please. Say something. Anything. Breathe in my direction. I am on my knees.

ho ho ho

hope you ♥♥♥ next time cutie :*

RILLLEEEYYYYY you's a cute mf

5 more years? sounds good to me