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204.1 hrs on record (175.2 hrs at review time)
I love that I can run around naked and feed people human meat. Then go home and get on DayZ and do the same thing in the game.
Posted 21 November, 2024.
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> wake up on beach
> wander
> meet some guys dressed up in trash holding AK-47s
> ''HEY YOU, NAKED''
> I come
> ''follow us, you're our prisoner now''
> they bring me to a base with a crudely drawn ISIS flag on it
> then they bring me into their base
> ''SING FOR US''
> I don't say anything
> ''well, you're ****ing useless aren't you''
> ''bring him in the arena''
> wait what, I say
> they bring me into a prison with another naked
> ''NOW FIGHT''
> me and the naked fights intensely with rocks
> I kill him, everyone is screaming ''ALLAHU AKBAR'' in bad middle-eastern accents
> they bring me outside for a break
> one ISIS member leaves the base, and I run outside while the door is open
> I start being shot at by AK-47's while zigzagging
> I escape into the desert

Then I left Egypt, bought Rust and the same thing happened in Rust.
Posted 9 February, 2020. Last edited 11 November, 2023.
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