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BSlam 19 Apr, 2023 @ 4:23pm 
Don't read this. You will get two number 9, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two numbers 45, one with cheese, and a large soda. Now don't stop reading this this is so freaky. But if you read this and ignore you will get a dietetic soda. Put this on number 9 songs in 121 minutes (9+9+6+7+45+45). When you done, press space and the name of your dawg will appear in fat letters on the damn train this is so freaky it actually works
Kimmy 18 Sep, 2022 @ 3:30am 
In my 7+ Years McDonalds career i always worked hard and tried to make the best burgers. i personally believe that burgers have the power to change the world, you don't know it but when u eat a good burger your brain instantly starts bursting dopamine like crazy, the more you eat of a good burger the more you want more of it, after eating at least two burgers you'd already contracted ADDICTION to my burgers, now you are my burger minion, i can command you to do whatever i wish, my plan was to take over the world governments by creating a massive revolt with my burgers influence over people, but As of now at least, current workforce doesn't fit this principle. not to mention that my manger is being an A$$hat recently, and with that, McDonalds is unable/unwilling to make changes to fit that goal. so my plan is put on pause for the time being.
BSlam 22 Apr, 2022 @ 11:22am 
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Kimmy 27 Dec, 2021 @ 5:18pm 
8=====> Only the chosen one can hold his donger
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Kimmy 2 Aug, 2021 @ 6:47am 
There was this dude, and he walked into the McDonald's and just started pissing! He was pissing on the floor on the walls! I admired how much piss he had stored in his balls at that point. After 20 minutes straight of this guy just absolutely SOAKING the floor, I'm talking DAMPENING, the police showed up and tried to stop him from pissing, and he said "♥♥♥♥ NO I HAVE TO PISS" and so one of the officers SHOT the dude but he barely cared about the BULLET WOUND, AND THEN THE DUDE STARTED PISSING SO HARD THAT HE STARTED FLYING!! IT WAS THE PISS SPACE PROGRAM! I never saw him again, but sometimes I wish I would have told him, "Nice ♥♥♥♥.".
Kimmy 11 Jun, 2021 @ 12:40pm 
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Kimmy 11 Jun, 2021 @ 7:29am 
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Kimmy 11 Jun, 2021 @ 7:29am 
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Kimmy 11 Jun, 2021 @ 7:16am 
Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘daddy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a ♥♥♥♥♥! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little girl should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑
burst angel 24 Jun, 2020 @ 8:43am 
Hi, add me, I have an interesting offer and present for you
<FOREST> 19 Jun, 2020 @ 3:14pm 
add me for a quick talk, i have an offer, i couldnt add you for some reason...
Вosus 18 Jun, 2020 @ 6:49am 
Hi, add me, I have an interesting offer and present for you
Stiv 16 Aug, 2019 @ 12:30pm 
wh loser
EnderSlicer B> Backpacks & Gpans 3 Aug, 2019 @ 1:09pm 
yo any chance you would sell that vivid plasm gaze? I would really like to buy it with keys :)
Kimmy 23 Apr, 2019 @ 2:16pm 
Thalgorock : ghoty is the lowest skill pocketed player I'e ever seen
Single Hot Moms 11 Apr, 2019 @ 11:44am 
Added for trade. Let me know if you're open to offers on the vivid plasma gauzed gaze
Bánh Mèè 1 Mar, 2019 @ 9:20am 
yo would you be interested in selling that disco beat down lucky shot? Leave a comment on my profile if you are
Kimmy 23 Feb, 2019 @ 6:05am 
This is the story of the Very Hungry Hitler. Once there was a Very Hungry Hitler. so he ate an art school, but he was still hungry, so he ate Germany, but he was still hungry. he ate Poland but he was still hungry. So he ate France, but he was still hungry for more, so he went fo the biggest one, USSR. He tried to eat it, but got too full, so THE USSR EXPANDED AND ATE THEM CUZ THIS IS SOVIET RUSSIA CYKA BYATS.
Kimmy 4 Feb, 2019 @ 6:34am 
Didn’t see that coming, did you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥? Next time you want to scam someone, try not to make it a scam that trended on Reddit. You sir have the IQ of a lawn, You actual ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. You dodger of the coat hangar. You mentally retarded close relative molester. I would say go ♥♥♥♥ yourself, but that’s to good for you. Go jump out of a plane and land ass first on the Spire of the Burj Khalifa. Scamming is annoying as hell. I know people that have lost hundreds of dollars because ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ like you think only about yourselves. I hope you’ll change, but I have no hope. Get off Steam you steaming pile of ooze.
シロ 6 Jan, 2019 @ 9:58am 
Happy New Year :cozyspaceengineersc:
BSlam 4 Jan, 2019 @ 4:43pm 
Hello Mr. Tim Ghoty, my name is James and I'm a representative of Calvin Klein. I want you and your best friend "karl_k'' to have a starring role in our new worldwide Calvin Klein underwear commercial. Basically, I want the two of you to share a very intimate kiss on a snowy, cold, rocky mountain in Sweden while dressed in our sensual "Well Hung" boxers from our newest collection in Taiwan.
Kimmy 9 Oct, 2018 @ 9:14am 
do you gamers game as hard as this gamer right here? i dont think you could possible outgame this gaming gamer who games on more games than any gamer who's ever gamed like a gamer.
BSlam 16 Sep, 2018 @ 10:47am 
So you're going by "Ghoty" now nerd? Haha whats up d-bag, it's Tanner from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Sarah the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic.
Zaxbees 2 Sep, 2018 @ 7:10pm 
Hey man! I sent you a trade offer. I'm really interested in your mallard lucky shot. Please add me to discuss further. :golden:
Kimmy 25 Aug, 2018 @ 8:23am 
im sorry im not good i apologize for my ego please forgive me, im just european
シロ 21 Jun, 2018 @ 9:39am 
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wolfmountaingames 7 May, 2018 @ 5:58pm 
Added about a trade.
シロ 6 May, 2018 @ 4:16am 
+rep :lmangry:
BSlam 16 Apr, 2018 @ 10:39am 
Beyonce litterally owns. GOD she is such an amazing godess. Her and ‘hov are so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ oerfect, Wen i listen to jay z i realize a real man acquires capital, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥ yeah. coca Cola is also amazzzzinggg and so is mcdonalds hamburgers.
BSlam 3 Mar, 2018 @ 2:38pm 
GIRLFRIEND FALLS OFF CHAIR!??? [She ♥♥♥♥♥ her pants]
BSlam 20 Jan, 2018 @ 8:04am 
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☆MK☆ PRICES ON PROFILE 7 Jan, 2018 @ 11:40am 
+Rep , Thanks for Trading with me :D
If you want to check out what else I'm selling check here :D
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BSlam 3 Jan, 2018 @ 2:42pm 
I've been a Furry for 10 years now and want to stop. The problem is that the group of furs that I hang out with don't like me now and if I took my fursuit off, they would probably beat me up and kill me. My last boyfriend (a cute b/w wolf) gave me herpes on my ass and now I have a hard time taking a ♥♥♥♥. Sometimes I have to take an Ex-lax so my ♥♥♥♥ will come out easy. I've never had sex with a girl, because I don't know how to pick them up. That's why I turned Furry. But now I'm just tired of guys ripping my ass when they don't use lubrication. I've had to get stitches three times. I went out with a fox last night who said he only gives, he doesn't receive, so I had to suck his ♥♥♥♥ and he made me swallow or he would kick my ass.
BSlam 31 Oct, 2017 @ 7:32am 
Hey guys I'm not gay, I play football. I accidentally clicked this thread because I thought my mouse was hovered over the hot girls thread. Well, since I'm here I had a question let's say hypothetically I had gay thoughts (lol yea right) and I found my close friend attractive (ew gross) and one day we had sex in the back of my car after football practice (I would puke...the only thing I bang is chicks with big tits you know what I'm saying lol) but we didn't kiss. Would that be gay? We were wasted and while we were banging we kept calling each other ♥♥♥♥. It's almost like a parody of when we bang chicks (remember this didn't happen). So that wouldn't make me gay right? Just a jokester?
Kimmy 15 Oct, 2017 @ 10:26am 
(´,,•ω•,,)♡
Mubarak 11 Sep, 2017 @ 2:15pm 
git lmao.box:rainbowSmile:
They call her Cloud Retainer 21 Jun, 2017 @ 4:10pm 
Sent trader offer for aussie medi gun
BSlam 30 Mar, 2017 @ 2:40pm 
TELL 🗣🗣🗣 ME 👉👨YOU 👨👈AINT NEVER ❌❌❌WANTED TO HIT THAT🤤🍆🙇‍♀️, GAWD 🙏🙌✝️! 🅾️HHHHHHHH 😫😩😫💦MAN, TELL🗣🗣🗣 ME 👉👨YOU AIN'T ❌❌❌WANTED TO HIT 😩🍆🍑MRS. PUFF🐡🐡🐡! 🅾️H 🅱️ABY 👶, MRSSSSSS 👰PUuuuuuUUFFFFF 🐡🐡🐡🅾️🅾️🅾️ooooooouuuuuUUUU WOAAAH 😱AH 😮AH 😮AH 😮! TELL 🗣🗣🗣ME 👉👨YOU 👨👈AIN'T ❌❌❌SEEIN 👀👀👀MRS. PUFF 🐡🐡🐡AND THOUGHT 🤔💭, "ahhhhhhh 😮😫🤤 damn 🙊I wanna ✅😏hit that🐡🍑." TELL🗣. ME 😠. YOU 🤥. AIN'T ❌. SEEN 👀. MRS 🐡. PUFF 🐡. AND ➕. YOU 🤥. DIDN'T 🙅‍♂️.WANNA 👍. HIT 🍆💦. THAT 🐡.YOU 🤥 DIDN'T 😡😡😡!!!!
Z u H n 14 Mar, 2017 @ 11:24am 
gg
BSlam 5 Nov, 2016 @ 3:24pm 
IF YOU DIED TOMORROW, I WOULD COME SAVE YOU BECAUSE I AM
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SaucyFruit 25 Sep, 2016 @ 10:09am 
gg pyro)
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BSlam 25 May, 2016 @ 11:57pm 
I am very strong into Formicophilia, my desire is related mostly to Mosquitoes, biting flies, house flies and I have an interest in trying other things like worms, leaches and slugs. I am willing to try anything as long as it isn't hurting the creatures. I will not kill things for my own pleasure.

The idea of being used by these creatures excites me in ways I have a hard time describing, and I think only physical castration would stop me desiring this.

I know a lot of people here are likely going to do the WTF thing, but perhaps there are some others in this group similar to me and we might start up a conversation about it.

I am currently planning a trip up North in Canada where I will be feeding the bugs for a week. I am working on modifications to my tent so they can feed all night long. It is all very exciting (to me).
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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are :^)
Gen 1 Mar, 2016 @ 5:00am 
Cheers m8
Pringles™ 1 Jan, 2016 @ 1:34pm 
And happy new year c:
Pringles™ 23 Dec, 2015 @ 11:03am 
Merry christmas, banger :D
crackhead 11 Nov, 2015 @ 7:03am 
wanna bang