Recent reviews by balls johnson

i laughed, i cried, i shat my pants in fear and anger. the whole sha-bang.

its good but why is there no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ map

i love killing my friends

u really feel like spida mang

u can kill ur son

i swear to fuicking god whoever made the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid godforsaken witcher mission please just end it how ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ is your life you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ god ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ damn bro you piece of ♥♥♥♥ i hate you so much why did it take longer than any ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ monster ive ever fought. i killed the gargbage rathalos and rathian faster than this ♥♥♥♥ i hate you i swear to god if i ever find out who you are and i see you irl im going to curb stomp you

this is the hardest game ive ever played in my entire life im probably just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ but its hard as ♥♥♥♥

its a very good game and i enjoy it a lot but whoever ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ decided to put those god forsaken ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sliding parts needs to get ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shot dude are you kidding me also thank you for adding evade to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Z i rebinded it but the fact that a very important feature for in combat gameplay is in one of the worst spots is so crazy to me. but very gud

its ok but the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ controls are honestly garbage the movement is so janky sometimes riding a horse makes me want to shoot everyone in town and then the whole ♥♥♥♥♥♥ system WHERE YOUR GUNS GET UNEQUIPPED WHENEVER YOU EXIST A HORSE PISSES ME OFF SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MUCH WHO THE HELL DECIDED THIS ♥♥♥♥ AND WHAT IS THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ POINT. THERE SHOULD BE A ♥♥♥♥♥♥ OPTION TO LEAVE IT ON YOU INSTEAD OF STOWING IT ON YOUR HORSE ALL THE TIME. ALSO WHOEVER THOUGHT OF MAKING DUPLICATE GUNS IN GAME AND HAVING THE GAME FORCE YOU TO CHANGE WEAPONS SHOULD ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DIE BRO THIS ♥♥♥♥ PISSES ME OFF. ALSO THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥ "Use sidearms only." yeah go ♥♥♥♥ yourself you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ face. AND THEN THE WANTED SYSTEM IS SO GARBAGE. THE ITALIAN ♥♥♥♥♥ IN SAINT DENIS STARTED SHOOTING ME BUT AS SOON AS I PULL OUT MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ REPEATED IM "DISRUPTING THE PEACE" ♥♥♥♥♥♥ MARONE. but other than that its a pretty good game. i had some good times i laughed, i cried. it was good all round

yeah this time ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ parkour was on alt and you cant even run because "auto run exist" yeah lemme ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sprint at full speed 2 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ feet away jesus christ yeah no wonder they stopped making games every year the controls are dog diarrhea