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And so did the son come unto his father, and sayeth he:
Woe unto me, for hath I nothing to eat. Father, give me that which I need.
And so didst his father give to him an iron chisel and sayeth he:
Go into the world, and Builder grant thee the fruits of thy labor.
The next day did the son come unto his father, and sayeth he:
Woe unto me, for I can do naught with this chisel. Father, give me that which I need.
And the father didst give him a hammer of fine wood and metal, and sayeth he:
Go into the world, and Builder grant thee the fruits of thy labor.
And so did the son return, and sayeth he:
Woe unto me, for I cannot eat these, I cannot use these to catch fish or gather crops. Father, give me that which I need.
And the father didst cleave the begging hand from his son, and sayeth he:
The Builder hath granted thee the fruits of thy labor, which is naught.