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ZeroTwo’s aim is so bad, even the walls are safe. At this point, their crosshair placement is just a conspiracy theory—always talked about, never actually seen. I’d say their reaction time is slow, but that would imply they react at all.
Might as well switch to farming simulator, because shooting isn’t working out. Keep grinding, champ—maybe one day you’ll learn that getting kills is a part of the game. 😂
At this point, the only thing they’ve mastered is loading into the match. If communication is bad, aim is off, and map awareness is nonexistent, are we sure they’re not just an NPC? The only thing they’re managing well is their ability to keep the bench warm during clutches.
But hey, at least their bunny hopping is bad too, so they can’t even run away properly. If they were a grenade, they’d bounce back and blow themselves up. 💀
Or if you want something a little different:
"Kman, you're like an unfinished puzzle—missing some pieces... an UNComplete unit!" 😂