Uh, h - hello m’lady 0w0, looks up with puppy dog eyes Would you c-come around m-my house and Brrrrrriiip oh- uh excuse me I uh Brruhohlplp I ate nachos five minutes ago uwu, I think I just ♥♥♥♥♥ed myself. begins to blush intensely as eye contact becomes stronger.

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Put this on the profile of people who are known/wanted terrorists
that were involved in the September 11th, 2001 attacks.
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＊Ｉｎ　Ｔｈｉｓ　Ｈｏｕｓｅ　Ｗｅ＊
～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～
Ｄｒｉｖｅ　Ｐｉｃｋｕｐ　Ｔｒｕｃｋ
Ｓｔａｎｄ　Ｆｏｒ　Ｔｈｅ　Ｆｌａｇ
’～Ｄｏ　Ａｓ　Ｗｅ’ｒｅ　Ｔｏｌｄ～’
Ｄｏｎｔ　Ａｓｋ　Ｑｕｅｓｔｉｏｎｓ
”Ｆｒｅｅｄｏｍ　Ｔｏ　Ｃｈｏｏｓｅ”

Why are you so hard to talk to? I'm polite. Each time I approach you, I say "konichiwa". I always ask you about your favorite anime before talking about my waifu. Your usually really shy (which is cute imo) but I hate that I have to be the one to constantly engage in conversations with you, and how you usually act disinterested because I'm a sand♥♥♥♥♥♥ guy. Yes, I get that it's awkward because of things like 9/11 but I don't hold it against them. Why can't the himes just realize that I respect Japanese culture and that I really want to be part of it. I'm willing to marry a Japanese woman, adopt Japanese children and live in Japan for the rest of my life. Hell, I'm even learning the language by watching undubbed anime. Plus, I cook a mean bowl of rice (for those who don't know, Japanese eat a lot of rice, I do too my Mom says that I act like a Japanese person because of all the rice I eat and the ♥♥♥♥ I watch.

👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good ♥♥♥♥ go౦ԁ ♥♥♥♥👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌♥♥♥♥ right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good ♥♥♥♥

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