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You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry. You open up to the kids menu. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don't understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your minds strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potatao and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato now. You have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner. He is starving. Starving for the chicken nugger.