i am a woman. i am gay. i have severe depression. i think killing people is bad. i want to ♥♥♥♥ anime women with large breasts. my teeth are so sharp, sometimes i wound myself. i have never had a job, as employers are too afraid to hire me. i once slept on an unmade mattress for 6 months. i cannot reproduce, as my uterus is only capable of spawning demons. i am plagued by frequent back pains. i am so sexy, god had to handicap me by making me explicitly gay and giving me debilitating social anxiety so i could not ♥♥♥♥ the entire population. my legs don't always work. i can't watch mainstream tv shows because they are unrelatable and i am just too cool to understand. i have rabies. sometimes i cry when i see women, because they are beautiful. i use internet terms in my everyday speech and nobody know that the ♥♥♥♥ i am talking about. my brain is poisoned by the information age. i have gone 2 months without leaving my house before. i want to singlehandedly fight all of the billionaires in the world. i stan loona. i no longer have any desire to change any of these factors. i love myself. one day i will overthrow god.
millennials fear me.
zoomers want what i have.
boomers want me dead.