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48 people found this review helpful
66 people found this review funny
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8.3 hrs on record (1.7 hrs at review time)
Omaigoto It's incienso. A wholesome story about a sickly little sister, and a sick bastard who bought this game.

An incienso story done right, unlike my life story which went so wrong to buy this game to begin with.
Posted 22 June.
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4 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
2.7 hrs on record
Monochrome and sister slowly becomes a real meta but this one sadly isn't it.

How does this game compare to another legendary, OG Living with Sister Mon*****me Fa****y? Think about eating a bowl of Pho, but there is only beef with little to no soup. You only have 30 seconds to finish the bowl, and what waiting for you at the bottom isn't a golden wagyu beef, but a thick, and curly piece of hair. 4/10, Devs are a bunch of baldy.

The only thing this game does really well is to put another stain on your Steam account, and probably another one on your pants. Probably.

Recommend
Posted 12 June.
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12 people found this review helpful
12 people found this review funny
0.2 hrs on record
Just quit my job to become full-time delivery guy. Bye virgins
Posted 27 February.
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1 person found this review helpful
13.0 hrs on record (12.9 hrs at review time)
Watch this small thing doing magic rather than buying a stupid overpriced Nvidiot RTX 693910954
> Get RTSS
> FPS lock to 40/45
> set funny duck framegen to x2
> watch as Nvidiot's stock bro seething
Posted 14 February.
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1 person found this review helpful
149.9 hrs on record (88.2 hrs at review time)
From Snowbreak to Snowpeak and then, Snowbleak. The game is honestly, not that good. Boring gameplay, unmemorable soundtracks, story is just average. Even though they are very generous with gacha, the only thing real that keep the game going are the skins. And now they are also gone, removed from your account, with the only compensation is the premium in-game currency ( Seriously, who need that thing when you have 0 skins to buy ). What is good about the gooning game if they can't be gooned. It's so over Snowbros.
I can only give it 6/10, and it's all thanks to Acacia, Cherno, Eatchel, Mauxir and Fritia. Bad game, bad culture, keep releasing juicy melon 2d women while I'm only here for the cute and funny, and they took those skins away from me too. UOHH. Game bombed so hard they accidentally invented WMD. Just turn back time and drop it on Japan so we don't have to see anime and suffer again.
Edit: It's just the usual censoring and not skins removal, and they actually didn't forget Fritia. I guess it's 7/10 now.
Posted 30 October, 2024. Last edited 30 October, 2024.
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9.5 hrs on record
This is a meticulously crafted game that's absolutely worth your time, and perhaps your money if you want to support the developers.

While the game's structure is fairly linear, it's very easy to miss content if you're not looking hard enough ( please stop hiding runes ), and there are a lot of them so I recommend checking out a guide on Steam. My only complaint is the forest area. Too many things can possibly go wrong here and the hints are almost nonexistent (like the AC adapter? why?). If this game is going to have three or four chapters, the impact of missing something here could be significant, potentially requiring you to replay the entire first chapter.

The horror elements are executed very well. They avoid cheap jump scares and instead create some thrilling moments throughout the game. The puzzles are challenging enough to be engaging without being frustrating.

Art: 8/10
Character Design: Cute and funny
BGM: It's OK but I like the music box/10
Difficulty: Easy/10
Fun: Very/10
Posted 22 September, 2024. Last edited 22 September, 2024.
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3.9 hrs on record
No Game Should Remain Unplayed

A short puzzle game that slowly unveil the true story in a very interesting way. The ending is just OK but it taught me that I should finish my backlogs or I might be admitted to the asylum.
Posted 14 August, 2024.
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0.0 hrs on record
A few days following the release of ER DLC, the number of patients who needed to see a proctologist has been skyrocketed.
Miquellested is real and it hurts.
Posted 24 June, 2024. Last edited 3 July, 2024.
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1,293.2 hrs on record (1,011.5 hrs at review time)
General Review:
Decent gameplay and somewhat F2P-friendly. If you only want to gacha as many units as possible, then this game is very generous; they even give out free SSRs and ASSRs for every anniversary. The monthly subscription will ensure you will get a Battlepass and still have spare premium coins for skins, so I really recommend going for this option if you can.
So where is the catch? It's very casual until you want to get into high rank, especially in PVE. Then you realize what truly important are GEARS and OPERATORS, and these 2 things are absolutely brutal, especially the gears since there is no pity for them. You will need to roll for the gear's set with gold bins, and these things are quite limited. You could get around 15 rolls every month, and if you can try hard enough with PVP you could get to 20. That is only the surface, since there is more to it in the late game when it comes to latent gear, and pray to God you get lucky or you will be walled for quite a time.
So why did I not mention PVP? You can totally get a very high rank in PVP due to how the banpick system works in this game. Although there are some minimum requirements for gear, I do believe it's very easy to achieve, even as F2P.
So why not stay as casual? You will get bored around 150 hours since the PVE contents are very repetitive and almost no brainer if you are not into ranking.

The Good
  • Very F2P friendly if you want to be waifu collector
  • PVP system is fun and balance
  • Free stuffs every anniversary
  • Loli with gaming chair
  • If you only want to stay casual then doing daily only take 5 mins
  • Prydwen has guides for this game and they originally made that website for CounterSide only.
  • Still has random guides on YouTube
  • There are room for optimization and strategy if you can get into late game content and ranking.

The Bad
  • There are premium skins that can only obtainable if you spend around $500 in 6 months
  • Gear latent and set rolling are terrible when you are unlucky
  • It's get repetitive around 100 hours. And getting into PVP or hard content is really not for everyone.
  • Soundtracks are not very interesting
Posted 27 May, 2024. Last edited 27 May, 2024.
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16.6 hrs on record
a solid metroidvania with beautiful artworks and soundtracks
there is also something really endearing about a bunch of undead knights tagging along a white child???
Posted 28 April, 2024.
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