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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:46am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 12:20pm

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2021 @ 6:40am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2021 @ 6:40am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2021 @ 6:40am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2021 @ 6:40am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2021 @ 6:40am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:55am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 1:13pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2021 @ 6:40am

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 1:25pm

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 9:58am

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 10:19am

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 11:05am

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 11:39am

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 11:59am

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 12:30pm

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 9:43am

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 11:00am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 12:21pm

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2021 @ 6:40am

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2021 @ 6:40am

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2021 @ 6:40am

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 12:40pm

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 1:37pm

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 2:01pm

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 2:17pm

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 2:56pm

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 2:59pm

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 12:00pm

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 12:38pm

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 12:31pm

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 1:00pm

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2021 @ 6:40am

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2021 @ 6:40am

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 11:30am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 9:53am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 9:50am

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2021 @ 6:40am

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 12:23pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2021 @ 6:40am

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2021 @ 6:40am