Toad and Frog were in bed. Toad woke up. He woke frog up.
Frog asked, ''What's for breakfast?''
Toad said, ''Toast and jam''
Frog and Toad went downstairs. Frog put the bread in the toaster. They waited and waited, until the toast game out. But it didn't.
Frog and Toad said, ''Oh no! no breakfast!"
Frog said to toad, "Where did you buy the toaster from?"
Toad replied with, "Tesco's"
Frog said, "OH NO! That's bad because they don't do refunds!"
Toad said, "Uh oh, no breakfast..."
Frog said, "I know, on the campfire!"
So they tried it on the campfire.
Toad said, "Well this is going well isn't it?"
Frog said, "Yes, it was, but now the breads on fire! And the grill is melting"
Toad said, "AAHHHH! I burnt my finger! Where did you get the grill from anyway?"
Frog said, "B & Q, lets go down to the river to cool your hand down"
Toad replied with, "Why B & Q? and yes lets go down to the river, But we still have no toast!"
Then Frog and Toad saw a couple of red mice run across the garden and into a tree.
Frog then said, "The 3 mice have stolen our jam, we wont get any breakfast!"
Toad said, "OH NO! Now we can't even have a jam sandwich!, we will never get any breakfast!"

Frog and Toad never got their breakfast... They went hungry and starved