I met Dan at a restaurant once - we’d accidentally been given his table. Apparently he was fond of the restaurant and had a specific table he liked, and the management had messed up and gotten their days wrong, (it was Tuesday and they thought he was coming on Thursday or something like that). Anyway, the manager, completely embarrassed (this is a pretty nice restaurant) comes by and says “I’m so sorry, but we’d like to move you to another table if you could be troubled, and we’ll gladly compensate you for the cost of the meal and any other meal you’d like while you’re in town.” My sister and cousin were both like “Yeah that’s cool.” and I kind of played the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ off guy a bit. “I’m sorry, I just don’t understand. We’ve been here for 15 minutes - we’ve just ordered. Can’t we finish our meal here?” Then out of nowhere Dan shows up next to the manager and says

“Paul, these guys can finish. We’ll be at the bar. I got some time.” And I (being a big DMAA fan) said “Oh wow, uh… I had no idea. Please feel free to give them the table.” Dan was grateful, shook my hand and said thanks, then gave me a card with his number on it and told me to give him a call later. After working up the nerve, I gave him a call that night, and to make a long story short, we had a glorious 11 month love affair, man on man, that I shall never forget. Our bodies intertwined as one, and from the beauty of Morocco, to the French Riviera, to the snorkeling in the Galopagos, Dan and I made glorious gay love to each other on six of the seven continents.

..._„„„„¸_...…………………………._¸„„„„_
./'.……¯'*~--„…….…………...„--~*'¯…….'\
Ì'ì\,.…_¸„--~~-„)…………… („-~~--„¸_….,/ì'Ì
...'\¯"¯-¸: : : : : ¯"^-„¸….¸„-^"¯ : : : : :¸-¯"¯/'...
…"-,„„¸/' : : : : : : : ¸„„-^"¯ : : : : : : : '\¸„„,-"......
**¯¯¯'^^~-„„„----~^*'"¯ : : : : : : : : : :¸-"..........
.:.:.:.:.„-^" : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :„-" "^-„.:.:.:.:.
:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.: : : : : : : : : : ¸„-^¯:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:
.::.:.:.:.:.:.:.:. : : : : : : : ¸„„-^¯ : : : : .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.::.
:.' : : '\ : : : : : : : ;¸„„-~"¯~-„„¸; : : : : : : : \' : : '.:
:.:.:: :"-„""***/*'ì¸'¯. . . . . . . . ¯'¸ì'*\***""„-": ::.:.:
:.': : : : :"-„ : : :"\ . .Brothers. . /": : : „-": : : : :'.:
.:.:.: : : : :" : : : : \, . . .In . . . ,/ : : : : ": : : : :.:.:.
: : : : : : :, : : : : :/ . . Arms. . . \: : : : : :,: : : : : :\

-rep some more evidence has recently come to light that this man may be sipping on the anabolic oaties. This mans physique has recently been exhibitng inhuman pumps after the rapid heartless consumption of lards dominos pizzas that only somehow enhance his vascularity. Just disgusting how a young man could be so hooked on anabolics at a young age and has been willing to sacrifice the function of his young short penis, turning it into the disfigured shrunken broken mess that it is today that not even mia khalifa could manage to stir up an erection with. Will expect to see him losing his gym shark sponsorship with this recent discovery as they wouldnt want their respectable brand being flaunted by a roided up juicer like this.

+rep have recently gained some information that would suggest that this man is not and never actually was on the gear, he simply has some very fortunate genetics. Anyone can add 7.5kg to their bench within weeks, its just most people dont try hard enough but this soldier has been pushing the frontier of what is possible for years. have gained a lot of respect after learning he has got to where he is without the use of any illegal anabolic advancements

-rep not natty