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Recent reviews by Antwon Markis 711

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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
238.1 hrs on record (85.5 hrs at review time)
best free game simple
Posted 13 February, 2021.
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14 people found this review helpful
57 people found this review funny
1,290.9 hrs on record (1,176.1 hrs at review time)
Every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dungeon is more aids then my test results.
Posted 18 March, 2018.
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43.2 hrs on record (9.0 hrs at review time)
Really good music, really good art, really good gameplay, really good progression, really good story, really good combat, really good platforming, really good game. Get it.
Posted 27 December, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
38.3 hrs on record (31.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
So if you like autistic shooters that make you contemplate life, GET IT FRIEND.
Posted 4 November, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
0.7 hrs on record
This game is the best one handed clicker ever. Why one hand? Becuase you are making a noose with the other one, you dirty minded idiot.
Posted 4 November, 2015.
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17.5 hrs on record (15.7 hrs at review time)
Okay, so before I rip this game to pieces, lets look at the positives. The game is funny for the first 10 hours, and then you realize: this is litterally the most boring game I think I've ever played. You may be thinking that this game is hilarious, but the reason simulators are funny is because they aren't intentionally ♥♥♥♥♥, but this one is. Even though it is enjoyable and you might get a few laughs out of it, the game is just dull. If saying, " LOL OMG GOAT FELL OFF SKATEBOARD SO RANDOM," about 10000000000000000000000000000 times is fun for you, go ahead and buy this. If only it seemed like the creators actually tried to make this game legit and it was this bad, maybe it would be enjoyable. All of this aside, this game is not worth the disk space that it took on my computer, and is like if you took fecal matter and tried to pass it off as a game. You decide if you want this garbage.

-Saw new update and now it is even worse. YEY FOR SMART DEVS!!
Posted 26 April, 2015. Last edited 26 April, 2015.
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2 people found this review funny
363.1 hrs on record (352.8 hrs at review time)
This game ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucks donkey ♥♥♥♥. 0/10 would not spend another 350 hours playing. Nobody should ever play this game ever so buy it now you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ degenrate.
Posted 27 March, 2015.
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3,962.0 hrs on record (668.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game is pretty fun if you just run around and hit barrels and farm and gamble idk if I would buy it for 40$ now tho.
Posted 27 March, 2015. Last edited 2 February, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
4.0 hrs on record (2.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Awful. Just awful.
Posted 31 August, 2014.
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29.1 hrs on record (9.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
SO GOOD!!!!!
Posted 26 December, 2013.
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