I hate vans, I hate subways,
I hate boats, I hate bridges
I hate trainyards, I hate sewers,
I hate the water, I hate hospitals,
and doctors and lawyers and cops,
I hate helicopters, I hate walking,
I hate planes, I hate flying,
I hate mountains, I hate stairs,
I hate birds, I hate small towns,
I hate latest issues, I hate parades,
I hate bureaucrats, I hate the woods,
I hate tunnels, I hate elevators,
I hate Mondays, I hate parades,
I hate barns, I hate Riverside,
I hate the South, I hate Canada...aye,
I hate suicide missions, I hate steam... pipes,
.....I hate islands, and I hate goodbyes.

You may sometimes see me go by the title of Dunkle Stiltskin, 'cuz APPARENTLY there are other's that think they hold claim to the name 𝑭𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒊𝒔. I 𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙚 impostors!