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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 8:21pm

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 12:24am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 4:19am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 7:48pm

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2020 @ 12:58am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2020 @ 1:00am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2020 @ 1:00am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 9:47pm

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 4:35am

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 4:32am

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 4:45am

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 5:25am

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 6:09am

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 8:35am

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 9:03am

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 5:12am

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 5:46am

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 5:07am

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 6:33am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2020 @ 4:48am

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 9:22am

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2020 @ 4:37am

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 9:15am

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 4:22am

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 5:52am

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 6:29am

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 7:08am

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 7:42am

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 7:46am

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 9:52pm

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 4:55am

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 12:40am

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 8:20am

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 8:16am

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 5:06am

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 8:55am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 5:27am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 5:12am

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 9:03am

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2020 @ 4:49am

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2020 @ 6:08am

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2020 @ 9:49pm