Recent reviews by Mute Spybird

better than the actual squid games game

this game ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucks. Whoever thought low visibility piss black ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ maps where you get one shot out of nowhere was a good idea should go burn in hell in the deepest darkest abyss of it for that matter instead of making the most utterly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ games for people to suffer through ♥♥♥♥ you

Literally the only thing keeping me sane

Went on a journey to find my bitchass wife, got emotionally traumatized, nearly threw up once or twice, beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of that pyramid ♥♥♥♥♥, then found my bitchass wife and went home happily ever after. 10/10, game of the year. (VOTE FOR GAME OF THE YEAR AWARD IT'S WORTHY OF IT.)

I weep.

Canon no matter what Todd says <3

Managed Democracy wins again

Genuinely one of the most miserable experiences I've had the displeasure to slog through. I've been playing the Halo games from MCC from Reach to 4, so far Halo 2 has been the WORST of the bunch. Reach was strong throughout, CE had a strong first act but fell off towards the second half, Halo 2 is everything I didn't like CE condensed into one experience. You get one shot, by Brutes, Flood, EVERYTHING THAT CAN ATTACK YOU on Normal difficulty. I like a challenge, but when I am randomly one shot by a Brute with a shotgun while I have full shields on NORMAL DIFFICULTY, there's a serious problem. This game was unplaytested, rushed, and unbalanced to the point it's an absolutely unenjoyable experience. Sgt Johnson made up for it, but I still god a massive headache playing this slop. Weakest part of MCC so far, will update this review when I finish the rest of the MCC.

It’s alright

heres cs2