Don't talk to me till you grow some hairs

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I had a HUGE raccoon attack my dog a couple of years ago. I let him out before bed and he found a GIANT raccoon getting into the trash cans -- instead of running off like they normally do it decided to attack him. I heard my dog yelping in pain so I grabbed the golf club that I keep by the door and sprinted outside. I was horrified to find the biggest raccoon I have ever seen on top of my dog - I swung that golf club as hard as I could and knocked that bastard into nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hеll in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.

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Hey, I just wanted to let you know I'm cleaning up my friends list. Unfortunately you didn't make the cut in staying on it, and I am sorry. We never become better and more prosperous if we don't learn from our mistakes. Also, I have no interest in trying to be friends with someone who thinks they have (15) friends or whatever you're up to now. Do you even have 1 real friend or just collecting people you don't know on steam? Either way I don't think you know or have any clue what you're doing and I want nothing to do with it.