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I Think I Got This

Perform a heart transplant.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 1:40am

Kali Mah!

Perform a heart transplant in under 1 minute 50 seconds.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 2:17pm

Don't In-Test My Patience

Perform a double kidney transplant in under 3 minutes.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 1:58pm

Blink And You'll Miss It

Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 3:32pm

Nine Nine Nine!

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 11:00pm

I Can See For Miles... Per Hour

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 10 seconds.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 11:45pm

What Have I Done??

Lose the patient within 15 seconds.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 2:37pm

What A Load Of Bull

Listen to the surgeon rap.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 12:09pm

The Goggles Do Nothing

Completely smash up the goggles.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 10:54pm

Heterochromia

Give the patient heterochromia.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 10:45pm

Keyhole Surgery

Completely remove the rib cage.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 11:51am

I Should Never Have Doubted Myself

Get an A++ rating on a procedure.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 11:17pm

Like A Wet Paper Towel

Throw the new heart away in the surgery.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 3:41pm

Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News

Answer the phone.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 3:37am

Nigel The Secretary

Go about your secretarial duties.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 3:45am

Nothing But Skull

Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 3:19pm

Smash TV

Make the TV in the ambulance fall off
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 11:19pm



There Is Nothing More To Teach...

Completed every achievement. Now go save lives!

How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?

Perform a brain transplant in under 30 seconds.

You May Feel A Light Tapping

Perform a teeth transplant in under 45 seconds.

Life's Too Short

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 40 seconds.

A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes.

Brainstorm

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 30 seconds.

Not The Time Or Place For Precision

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 45 seconds.

In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed

Perform a heart transplant in space.

It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It

Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 1300ml of blood.

The Surgery Of The Future

Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 1500ml of blood.

Precision Instrument Time

Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 2300ml of blood.

Expert Space Stalker

Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 1000ml of blood.

Maintained Healthy Gums At Least

Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 800ml of blood.

I Immediately Regret This Decision

Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time.

And They Said It Was Impossible!

Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs)

Hammer Time

Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer.
0 / 50,000

Lumberjack

Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe.

You Can't Handle The Tooth!

Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth.

Practically Licensed

Complete all procedures.

Best Surgeon In The World

Get an A++ rating on all procedures.

I'm Sure He'll Live

Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.

Vworrrp Vworrrp

Create a Time Lord.

The Beat Of Your Heart

Replace the heart with something else.

Spaaaaaaaaace

Go where no surgeon has gone before.

About As Politically Correct As Fur

Give the patient a... scarf.

It's In! It's In I Tell You!

...and it was going so well.

Let's See That Sick Filth Again

Perform a 180° spoon flip.

Call Trisha

Now where did you leave her number...

Bin there, done that

Throw any object into any bin in reception

You're into that, are you?

Tickle Bob's feet

Mass ejection

Eject all the tools into space

Bin Longden

Throw any object into the furthest bin in reception

I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.

Best Surgeon In The Universe

Complete an alien organ transplant.

You're Free Now

Set the Gobbleshaft free.

Screw The Prime Directive

Reveal your next patient.

We're Going On An Adventure!

Take your radio with you.

Enter The Code

I'm not sure that was worth it...