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41 of 42 (98%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2020 @ 9:17am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2020 @ 9:44am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 15 May, 2020 @ 12:50pm

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 16 May, 2020 @ 12:37pm

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 16 May, 2020 @ 12:37pm

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 16 May, 2020 @ 12:37pm

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 16 May, 2020 @ 12:37pm

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2020 @ 9:24am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2020 @ 10:15am

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 16 May, 2020 @ 12:37pm

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2020 @ 10:38am

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2020 @ 11:57am

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2020 @ 8:38am

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2020 @ 9:47am

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2020 @ 10:18am

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2020 @ 8:14am

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 16 May, 2020 @ 12:37pm

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 13 May, 2020 @ 10:57am

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 15 May, 2020 @ 11:45am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 16 May, 2020 @ 12:37pm

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 15 May, 2020 @ 1:02pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 16 May, 2020 @ 12:37pm

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 15 May, 2020 @ 12:57pm

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 16 May, 2020 @ 6:04am

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 16 May, 2020 @ 12:37pm

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 16 May, 2020 @ 12:37pm

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 16 May, 2020 @ 12:37pm

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 16 May, 2020 @ 12:37pm

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 16 May, 2020 @ 12:37pm

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2020 @ 9:29am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2020 @ 9:55am

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2020 @ 9:59am

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2020 @ 8:07am

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 16 May, 2020 @ 12:37pm

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 16 May, 2020 @ 12:37pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2020 @ 10:05am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 15 May, 2020 @ 11:39am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 16 May, 2020 @ 12:37pm

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 16 May, 2020 @ 12:37pm

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 16 May, 2020 @ 12:37pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 16 May, 2020 @ 12:37pm



Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.