Good morning gamer acquire some yeast

I miss the old bots and old scammers, they were easy to deal with.
Here's some funny stories for you:

Jackman: Hello how can i help you
*Mister Bubbles #trading: hello i want to buy your unusual but i want to make sure its clean. do you have trusted friend whos online right now?
Jackman: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ another scammer
*Mister Bubbles #trading is now Offline.


ANOTHER ONE

Jackman: Hello
Jackman: Didi you add me for one of my unusuals?
Hilbert-WARing [S] Keys $1.85: hello sir!
Hilbert-WARing [S] Keys $1.85: good day to yuu!
Hilbert-WARing [S] Keys $1.85: are you selling your unusaull sir rigth?
Jackman: Yes i am. Which one are you hoping to buy?
Hilbert-WARing [S] Keys $1.85: are you selling all of them sir?
Jackman: Just 2.
Hilbert-WARing [S] Keys $1.85: alright
Hilbert-WARing [S] Keys $1.85: for how many keys sir?
Jackman: Combined they are 54 keys
Hilbert-WARing [S] Keys $1.85: alright sir
Hilbert-WARing [S] Keys $1.85: hold on
Jackman: The Honcho being 35, the Engy one being 19
Jackman: Hey quick question
Hilbert-WARing [S] Keys $1.85: what sir?
Jackman: Why is your inventory on private?
Hilbert-WARing [S] Keys $1.85: i am a bulk buyer sir i do this for making safe of my items
Hilbert-WARing [S] Keys $1.85: hope you understand
Hilbert-WARing [S] Keys $1.85: are you here sir?
Jackman: I haven't heard that one before. So now what? Are you gonna send me a link to a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ middleman?
Jackman: This is super unsubtle
Jackman: What you're doing
Jackman: Hey look
Jackman: If you're not a scammer
Jackman: Send me a trade offer for the unusuals
Jackman: You there?
Hilbert-WARing [S] Keys $1.85 is now Offline.