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As a Sigma male, sometimes I release a silent fart, and blame it on the dog. My dog never knew what hit him, and in an instant I had created the circumstances that turned his day upside down. I planned many steps ahead and struck with such impeccable precision, pushing just hard enough that the fart was released at just the right moment, narrowly avoiding ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ myself by the finest of margins. I am like a stealth bomber in the night, silently unleashing my payload onto my unsuspecting victims from the shadows, and when the dust settles, my canine opponent is left holding the bag of shame. (I don’t have a dog).

I'm dead 💀 (biologically speaking I am, in fact, alive. However, to emphasize how hilarious I found the comment just made, I made a hyperbolic statement saying that I was dead because it implies that I found the joke so funny I ceased to live. However, I am indeed alive and well so there is no need for you all to worry. I was simply employing the tactic of figurative language in order to better and more effectively communicate my message. Additionally, using slang and sayings commonly employed by the youth has made my message more understandable and reachable by the younger generation, many of whom are in this chat. For example, I could have said "that joke was a real knee slapper". I hope this clears everything up, and I appreciate any concern that I was actually dead. I can assure you I am alive and well

Canonical Family Guy Penis Sizes

Chris Griffin (9.7inches) It's stated that Chris has a monster penis and peter is ashamed of it. Stewie Griffin (2.1 inches) He's a baby so it's small but it's larger than peters, Peter Griffin (1.7 inches) It's constantly stated that peter has a small pecker and they even did a penis measuring contest with Stewie which he lost. Brian Griffin: The average penis size of a labrador Retriever seems to be from 6.5-8 inches long which Brian is based on. however his ex girlfriend seemed to think he had a tiny penis when confronted in an intervention of all his ex's orchestrated by Stewie. so probably around 3-4 inches Lois Griffin: (0.0 inches) (Obviously since she's female) Meg Griffin (0.0 inches).