John ☺
John   Richmond upon Thames, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
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john's baby mama 17 Jan, 2024 @ 12:34am 
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john's baby mama 11 Dec, 2023 @ 8:48pm 
♥♥♥♥♥ are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω\) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!(^ワ^) and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ノ´ヮ´)ノ: ・゚hehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д`●)・::・
john's baby mama 4 Nov, 2023 @ 11:43pm 
Something some of y'all don't realize is that one of today's most popular internet viral sex kinks known as ball busting (or what is commonly referred to as Tamakeri (玉蹴り) or nut kicking) actually has many layers to it. While most of you are focused primarily in ejaculation, ball busting at a moderate level where it does not knock you out causes the body to release an abnormal amount of adrenalin and endorphins to cancel out the pain. This essentially makes you a little high. A similar state is achieved by marathon runners after several hours known as the "runners high" but you can skip the exercise portion of achieving this state, and go directly to the pain/pleasure portion of the activity. In-fact, if you are erect at the time of being kicked in the balls, it can even make you more aroused. This is a moderate level of BDSM and should not be overlooked if you've grown tired of vanilla sex. Follow me for more ball busting BDSM information.
john's baby mama 5 Aug, 2023 @ 2:50am 
Your profile offends me as a vegan transgender hipster Native-American-Indo-Chinese hybrid alien agnostic-atheist German engineer who vapes fairtrade organic decaffeinated compressed and hydrated extra-protein soy breast milk on the regular and does Hindi Kama Sutra naked crossfit yoga 5 times per week. I'm also a nonbinary trigender genderqueer male feminist and identify myself as a pastafarian pansexual genderfluid Apache helicopter dog of mega multi alpha beta gamma delta omega combo god of hyper death who's in a polygamous polyamorous relationship to the chihuahua which helped me cross the border of Mexico because it hates Donald Trump. My dog also walks me to the park and doggy styles me, if you find that weird you're an ignorant arrogant homophobic gender-assuming globaphobic bloodthirsty gun-loving cisgender pansexual bestial sexist racist incestuous white-previlege misogynistic biased objectified raped privileged Nazi slave owner terrorist lesbian
john's baby mama 31 Jul, 2023 @ 11:57pm 
My 👨🏿daddy is ☺😎the very💯 best

He is💯 better🔟 than 😘the rest☺

My 👨🏿daddy gives me🍆 cummies💦

Slurp🍆 them up😍 like milk 💦and honey💦

Keep ⛓him👄 tied up🔗 in my house

He stays 🤫quiet🤫 like a mouse🐁

Feed🍠 him 🍼water 🥚feed🍆 him 🍗meat

He 🍳feeds🍆 me his 🤤tasty treat💦💦

Little 🤪poopies 💩💩left behind

Little 💩treasures 💰🔎left to find!🔍

Put 🤤the poopies 💩in a jar🍶

Let them 😏sit and turn🍵 to tar💩

Huff up 👨🏿daddy's💩 jenkum smell💨

Makes me😁 feel so😄 very 🤤swell

Put my😝 tongue😛 inside his 😜mouth🤤

Turn it, 💦twist it all💦 around🤪

Slurp💦 his spit💦 up like his ♥♥♥💦👍🏽🤗

Daddy👨🏿 is within me, yum!👍🏽

On all 👢👢👢👢fours I 🏏spank him🏓 good🍑

Daddy👨🏿 treats me how☺ he should😇

In his 👅mouth a🐁 little rat🐀

Daddy👨🏿is my🐱 kitty cat!🐱
john's baby mama 16 Jul, 2023 @ 12:38am 
Feet.What else can I say?Absolutely marvelous.Stupendous.Utterly amazing,l'd say.The scale,the size,the shape all perfect.The perplexing scent may seem,to put it in the peasants language,nasty,at first,but as you truly realize the beauty of feet,it grows on you.It's an incredible metaphor for life-even the most perfect thing will have a flaw, but it too must be appreciated,and in a way,it improves said thing even more.But the best part is,undoubtedly,the taste.Ohh,ahh.. scrumptious! Splendid! If it were up to me,i'd lick them all day,everyday From the very tip of the heel to the ends of every single toe,as my tongue slowly drifts across the deserted surface.The burn you feel on your tongue feels odd and makes you feel uneasy at first,but it's part of the experience,and soon enough you learn to love it,as you start feeling it permanently.It's all you can feel But sucking the toes is truly the highlight.The mere thought of sticking them in my mouth makes me ejaculate in mere seconds...