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4 people found this review helpful
6.5 hrs on record
hunt down the freeman was honestly alright. there were several points that got me stuck because i had zero idea what i was supposed to do, but not nearly as bad as i assume it would have been on release (based on “The Seven Hour Chore” on youtube).

i like how it made me solve puzzles with the combine energy orb at the end despite the fact that i was never introduced to them beforehand. also the bandaid fix for the captain roosevelt death scene where mitchell ♥♥♥♥♥ up the furnaces for no explicable reason (although this is understandable when you inherit a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ story from the previous team)

overall, i wouldnt say its terribleness is anything special. i enjoyed myself, and the worst part was probably the story, which made me feel like i was just being dragged around by the game while i watched things happen to mitchell. half the time i didnt even know what was going on. in half life 2, i at least had an idea of what i was fighting for or where i wanted to go. in hl2 its mostly go from point A to point B on the way to ♥♥♥♥ up ♥♥♥♥ at point C. in hunt down the freeman its go from point A to point B where you dilly dally before going to point C that you didnt know existed to do something you didnt know mitchell wanted to do.

honestly, the gameplay was pretty fun, and the cutscenes are glorious in their own way. hunt down the freeman is ten bucks and its a fine purchase for that much.

I had fun:
* Escaping the hospital
* Killing Combine in Alaska
* Killing rebels in Black Mesa East
* Killing rebels and zombies in Ravenholm
* Murdering gunships & Combine for Nick to land his helicopter
* Watching Mitch say “You ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up my face”
* Watching G-Man screw over Mitch

Most of the stuff between New Mexico and California was kind of boring, though.
Posted 16 October, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
514.7 hrs on record (504.5 hrs at review time)
please play the video game
Posted 30 May, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
116.0 hrs on record (27.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
im on the verge of killing myself
Posted 27 December, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
86.1 hrs on record (1.6 hrs at review time)
looks really good you should buy it idk
Posted 3 February, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
189.2 hrs on record (164.7 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
fun shooter, but VERY complex in the ways people take advantage of the mechanics. there is a lot of map and weapon knowledge needed. even without much knowledge or skill its still fun to play around in
Posted 30 December, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
2,121.3 hrs on record (1,859.2 hrs at review time)
i actually kind of just dont like this game. idk what all this fix tf2 stuff is about.
Posted 6 September, 2021. Last edited 5 June, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
1,715.1 hrs on record (25.9 hrs at review time)
Very fun and interesting after you get some experience. I also recommend reading the official articles for the SCPs in this game. Sometimes people will spam into their microphones (constantly playing songs or loud sounds against the wishes of other players). There is also homophobia and racism in some players, although I'm not sure if they're ironic or not.
Posted 1 July, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
209.5 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
I loved this game as I had the freedom for whatever I wanted. From floating Alexs and Elis to spawning zombies and humans. In general, if you have the chance to get this game for free, jump at it.
Posted 1 November, 2019.
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