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ㅤ* I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
ㅤ* When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
ㅤ* A policeman walked over to a parked car and asked the driver if the car was licensed. "Of course it is", said the driver.
"Great, I'll have a beer then", said the policeman.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ROFL!