Possibly the best game of our generation and future generations. It makes GTA V look like the calculator. As I found myself swimming through the dank pond, I found other creatures swimming too. I asked the other creatures to buy me money and they did more than that: They bought me.
This game makes me feel like a cheap hooker. I love it. 12/10 would cheap hooker again.

Pros:
-HD Retina Display Graphics
-Best storyline...storyline is better than star wars, lord of the rings, and harry potter combined
-Best gameplay...I can't even play better games in the bedroom

Cons:
-lol what cons



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