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2.2 hrs on record (1.7 hrs at review time)
Steam really needs a "Mixed" recommendation; this review says Positive but just read it as Mixed

The game itself is super fun, almost like Examina's Arena mode but not isometric. Sword play is fun, Bludgeon play is fun, Fist play is peak.

The optimization is god awful tho, especially during the team battles. It gets to a point where it's nigh unplayable. I heard others say the Playtest copy didn't have this issue, so whatever change they did they really need to work on more because it is not working.

All in all, it's fun, its free, give it a try you got nothing to lose
Posted 17 April.
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3 people found this review helpful
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18.7 hrs on record (18.6 hrs at review time)
imma be real all i play is the galactic contention mod and that alone makes it worth the price
Posted 5 March.
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2 people found this review helpful
15.4 hrs on record
Honestly man, before this game got left in the dust with all the source updates, it wasn't that bad.
Wasn't that good either but eh whatever, maybe some poor modder will take on the task of fixing this mess now that it's been abandoned.
Posted 19 November, 2023.
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1 person found this review funny
22.5 hrs on record (3.7 hrs at review time)
>be Prussian Fifer

>chilling in church with the boys playing tunes

>some Russian bastard calls us gay and says I blow better on a meat fife

>execute him decide to go on pride march down main street of map to spite the Russians

>pride march grows to a peak of like 20 Prussians, flags waving, drums drumming, guns held high to also protest the violence and brutality of war.

>every cannon they shoot and every musket fired flies past us as the power of my pride fife is too much for the Russians to handle

>tell the line that so long as my fife makes music that we shall never fall to the Russian scum

>immediately after saying that a cannon ball hits and vaporizes me and the guy behind me

>line shatters as people scream and run for cover, complete anarchy

>we lose the game

>10/10 would be called gay then vaporized by a Russian again
Posted 23 December, 2020. Last edited 24 June, 2021.
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1,193.0 hrs on record (1,051.9 hrs at review time)
pretty good
Posted 20 December, 2020.
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6 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
i dont think id be the same man i am today if i didnt have my special cornwall units
Posted 9 December, 2020.
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