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Recent reviews by Chickenne au poop

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1 person found this review helpful
110.1 hrs on record (107.4 hrs at review time)
It's been years that I haven't touched a EA game except this one.
Not by choice.
I'm still waiting for that confirmation email EA.
EA Support would be better if it was nonexistent.
Posted 2 July, 2024.
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3 people found this review helpful
0.6 hrs on record
Don't buy this game.

It is great! Just don't spend your money on it. The company who made this is gone, and all of the money goes to Microsoft, who has no idea how to run a gaming company.

Tragic.
Posted 11 May, 2024.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
3.2 hrs on record (0.3 hrs at review time)
A decent game ruined by executive decisions.
Posted 4 May, 2024.
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11 people found this review helpful
3.5 hrs on record
This game will die in 2028.

Knowing this, I will review this game based on the support that Ubisoft will give out to this game:

Unplayable. Without an internet connection, there's no game. Without Ubisoft servers running, this game is a "paperweight".

Trash company.

I would urge you to report this game.
Posted 27 April, 2024. Last edited 27 April, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
908.1 hrs on record (454.4 hrs at review time)
Needs an epic account. Not interested.I want my money back.
Posted 16 September, 2020.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
634.4 hrs on record
Suddenly needs root access for anti-cheat, even though I only play single player.

I'm locked out of this game because of this.

Thanks rockstar.
Posted 25 June, 2017. Last edited 23 May.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
29.6 hrs on record (4.1 hrs at review time)
I would love to review this game. Instead, I'm stuck at the social club login screen.

Tried to reset password: no email received

created a new account: "Social Club login failed. Please try again."


♥♥♥♥ you rockstar.


UPDATE

Do you have windows 10? You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥

Do you have a GPU that has more than 3GB? You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥

Do you have an internet connection? Yes, you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥.


Rockstar didn't updated this game and said ♥♥♥♥ it! You need the "Games for Windows" app! And how do I know it? Google! They are way too lazy to include a text box saying "you need this useless app on your computer"

Do you want to know how to bypass this cancerous app, also known as social club app whatever? Yes, you'll need to change the paul.dll on your root folder to something else! So, goodbye online! (if ever this was an option)


I'm still pissed. I really dont remember googling so much just to play a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game.
Posted 29 November, 2016. Last edited 29 November, 2016.
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