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ATTENTION ALL SHOPPERS! ATTENTION ALL SHOPPERS!

There is a ♥♥♥ alert in aisle 4!

Someone came all over the floor. There is ♥♥♥ everywhere. You cannot stand in aisle 4 without seeing or feeling semen. The amount of sperm and ejaculate in aisle 4 is simply unnatural. Please for the love of God, we need a cleanup in aisle 4. This lagoon of ♥♥♥ must have been produced by a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ blue whale. Oh God I can smell it. The ♥♥♥ has invaded my nostrils. There is so much ♥♥♥. I cannot see. It's all white. Everything. White. Mom please help. SOS. Someone call 911, or 411, or a scientist I don't know. I'm *gargling noises* drowning- in- *more thick phlegm gargling* ♥♥♥! *dial tone*



for those of you who set reminders on this page, check my profile dec24th

You ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up kid. As I type this I have my modded PS2 running a track IP script on your post. Once I have triangulated your position in the world, my PS3 will release to your router my very own Pandora box virus. You won't notice it at first, but soon your lame PC will begin to work against you in ways you can't even imagine. First your graphics card will start to emit the flu virus, your ram will be uploaded online so everyone will be able to use it, your motherboard will slowly secrete acidic resin which will fry the electronics. The processor will be fine, just to give you hope.

You will be left with a husk of a machine, all because you decided to critique console players ability... was it worth it?

Not even your mummy can help you now ♥♥♥♥ boy

What is Masterbation- What to do after Masterbation -

You will feel very calm and relaxed when you are done,...You may also feel like sleeping for a short while so make sure you clean up first and dispose of the tissues.
Aside from that,....there is no immediate action required. You continue doing what your day requires, or you simply fall asleep peacefully for the night.
In my youth, masturbation was fraught with religious shame and guilt. We risked eternal hell and damnation and did it anyway. We are all still here to tell the tale.
Masturbation is as normal as breathing. Every man, woman, teenage boy and girl masturbate. If they say they don't, they are either lying or dying.
If someone on a religious platforms tells you their god will punish you for masturbating, tell them to go to hell.
What kind of god would give you a gift like masturbation, the urge to do it several times a day, and then tell you it is wrong? No credible god.