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18 of 44 (41%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Daddy Belongs in the Kitchen

Cook 25 Steaks (Classic)
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2017 @ 12:00pm

Doctor Daddy

Administer 25 Pills to Sick Babies
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2017 @ 10:07am

Dirty Daddy

Play with the "Strange Rubber Object" (Classic)
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2016 @ 9:33am

Psycho Daddy

Eat 25 pieces of trash while enhanced with the Breaking Dad Power Up (Classic)
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2017 @ 10:07am

Daddy That Kills People

Stab other Daddies 25 times (Classic)
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2017 @ 10:07am

Fruit Based

Feed 25 Fruits to Babies
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2017 @ 10:07am

Dad of The Year

Awarded when 365 Babies live to see their mother another day (Classic)
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2017 @ 10:07am

Ready For Daddyhood

Win a game without letting your baby get below 90% health (Classic)
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2016 @ 9:42am

One Last Goodbye

Be looking at your baby as they die (Classic)
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2016 @ 9:36am

Life's A Bleach

Drink 50 gallons of bleach
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2017 @ 10:07am

Baby's On Fire

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2016 @ 9:28am

Daddy Let Me Drown

Drown 25 Times
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2017 @ 10:07am

Baby of The Year

Awarded when 365 Daddies have failed you as your father (Classic)
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2017 @ 12:00pm

Iced Iced Baby

Freeze in the fridge as a Baby
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2017 @ 10:07am

What's Cooking?

Mommy and Daddy's Homegrown BBQ!
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2016 @ 9:28am

Child Prodigy

Play 50 Notes on the Toy Piano (Classic)
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2017 @ 10:07am

A True Gentleman

Win 5 Games as Daddy or Baby wearing a Top Hat (Classic)
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2017 @ 12:00pm

Champion of The House

Complete all the challenges (Classic)
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2017 @ 10:07am



Baby's First...

Get your first win as a baby. (Remake)

I'm Your Daddy.

Win your first Daddy Game (Remake)

Riding Dirty

Drink daddy drinks while driving baby car (Remake)

Attempted Vehicular Infanticide

Run a baby over with a lawnmower (Remake)

Deez Buffs Make Me Go Nuts

Have 5 unique buffs at once (Remake)

Plumber's Apprentice

Use a plunger to unclog a clogged toilet. (Remake)

You are what you Eat

eat at least 100 hotdogs

Toasted

Secure a win by dropping a plugged-in toaster into water

This is not how you play Slip and Die

Rode the Slip and Die, then died. (Baby only)

Ready for the Big Leagues

Score on the basketball net

Choked on Balls

Choked on at least 2 Pool Balls

Lawn Daddy

Mow your lawn

Disobedient

You ignored the note

Pan Head

Get hit in the head with a pan

Dug Straight Down

Fell into the lava

Acrobatically Inclined

Swing through the hoop

Escape Lookout Cove

Dig out Lookout Cove

Found Another Daddy

In the Basement of the Control Room
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