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jy 21 Jun, 2022 @ 6:29am 
Since you asked, here you go.

In my opinion, the brown m&m is the more attract m&m due to her academic appeal, hear me out. Really, her glasses give it all away. The way she talks in a educated manor is very attractive to me as I like my whenever smart. The brown m&m is obviously a very intelligent individual so I think this makes her more attractive than the green m&m.

The next reason why I think she's more attractive is because of her color. I can always love and respect a black queen and while the green m&m is certainly attractive, the brown one just takes it home for me. I feel the green m&m would be white (of course there's no problem with that) but I just gotta show love to the beautiful black women out there.

My third and final reason why the brown m&m is the best m&m is due to her SEXY ASS BODY. LIKE GAHLEE I WOULD DO NASTY AND UNSPEAKABLE THINGS GIVEN THE CHANCE. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I NEED HER, PLEASE MOMMY JUST TAKE ME. DRENCH ME IN YOUR CHOCOLATE.
Paul Allen's Card 31 Jan, 2022 @ 2:14am 
sup. are u here? do you mind helping me out? vote for team offset if you can it would help me alot. my friend participating in a charity tournament on alm. something like a spectator prize. can u vote?
Paul Allen's Card 30 Jan, 2022 @ 12:44am 
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Paul Allen's Card 11 Jan, 2022 @ 1:41am 
I met this Steam user at a restaurant once. He had such poise, his sigma male energy just flowed effortlessly throughout the building. I immediately offered my wife to him. He then gave me a card with his number on it and told me to give him a call later. After working up the nerve, I gave him a call that night, and to make a long story short, we had a glorious 11-month love affair, man on man, that I shall never forget. Our bodies intertwined as one, and from the beauty of Morocco to the French Riviera, to the snorkelling in the Galapagos, this guy and I made glorious gay love to each other on six of the seven continents.
jy 16 Dec, 2021 @ 5:45pm 
Hey, my dad just passed away
from Covid last night, I'm really
freaking out right now and I
can't stop crying. I know this
might sound crazy but could
you send me a pic of your
boobs? I swear I won't show
anybody I just need something
to distract me from the pain
jy 12 Aug, 2021 @ 7:38am 
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Paul Allen's Card 2 Aug, 2021 @ 3:37am 
ACHOO‼️🤧🤧What was that⁉️⁉️😏😏Uh-oh 😯 looks like you just got 👀👀 the Delta variant! 🙀😜😜 Don’t you know 🇺🇸⁉️🤢🤕🤒🤤 the world 🌍 HOE Organization 🙈👅 called it the most DOMINANT 👊🏼👊🏼 strain since the start of the 🗓 PANTIE-DEMIC 👄👌👈 No more touching daddy 😩😩 🧓🏼 until you wash 🧽🧽your dirty 🐾nasty 🤢 little 🤞🏼fingers ✋🏻🤚🏻✋🏻🤚🏻for 6️⃣9️⃣ seconds with sHOEp 🧼 and water 💧 👅 otherwise it doesn’t count 🤡🤡🤡 Time to stop 🛑 spreading the germs 🤮🥴🤒and start spreading 😧your legs🤤🦶🏽🦵🏻because everyone 👩‍🦰👨‍🏫🦹🏾‍♂️🧜🏼‍♂️has to keep TWERKING 😈😈from home! 🏡 SEND THIS TO 1️⃣0️⃣ other coronavirus cucks 👉🏾👌🏻otherwise ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Fauci 🙀🙀 is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ for you 🍆🍑🍆
Paul Allen's Card 25 Aug, 2020 @ 2:03pm 
ACHOO‼️🤧🤧What was that⁉️⁉️😏😏Uh-oh 😯 looks like you just got 👀👀 corona virus 😤😜😜

Don’t you know Coronavirus 🦠 🦠 is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 💦 to America 🇺🇸⁉️🤢🤕🤒🤤 The world 🌍 HOE Organization 🙈👅 is calling HOE-VID19 🗓 a POTENTIAL PANTIE-DEMIC 👄👌👈

No more touching daddy 😩😩 🧓🏼 until you wash 🧽🧽your dirty 🐾nasty 🤢 little 🤞🏼fingers ✋🏻🤚🏻✋🏻🤚🏻for 6️⃣9️⃣ seconds with sHOEp 🧼 and water 💧 👅 otherwise it doesn’t count 🤡🤡🤡

Time to stop 🛑 spreading the germs 🤮🥴🤒and start spreading 😧your legs🤤🦶🏽🦵🏻because everyone 👩‍🦰👨‍🏫🦹🏾‍♂️🧜🏼‍♂️is TWERKING 😈😈from home 🏡

SEND THIS TO 1️⃣0️⃣ other coronavirus cucks 👉🏾👌🏻otherwise the coronavirus🙀🙀 is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ for you 🍆🍑🍆
Syc 5 Aug, 2020 @ 2:26am 
the cutest child ive ever played with in counter strike: global offensive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
24Kong 20 Mar, 2020 @ 1:22am 
kid wheres ur mum lol
btw u ar noob lol
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jy 16 Jan, 2020 @ 1:34am 
+rep. This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills.
jy 2 Jan, 2020 @ 8:56pm 
This guy is one of THE most toxic players that i have come accross in Counter-Strike: Global Offensive matchmaking history. Not only did he insult my Ethnicity, but he had the audacity to insult my play style and my life choices. My experience was RUINED because of this. We dont need people like this joining our competitive matches and making us feel like we are bad people when in all truth, HE is the bad person. -rep and score for you swine!!!
yrret 30 Dec, 2019 @ 3:07am 
cheating dog
✯Ace✯ 29 Dec, 2019 @ 5:28am 
Wasnt so ez was it nerd....
jy 26 Dec, 2019 @ 9:27pm 
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Arrivederci 9 Dec, 2019 @ 11:21pm 
cheat n still lose HAHA
gin 21 Apr, 2019 @ 5:31am 
📁Local Disk (C:)
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⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Counter-Strike Global Offensive
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Hutcho 31 Aug, 2018 @ 4:47am 
CHEATER
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Paul Allen's Card 7 Mar, 2018 @ 4:03pm 
Just let guardian know what he's done is illegal and the police can get involved as I have screenshots saying he'll return the items. Thanks
Please let him know I'm going to the police station as well if he hasn't sent me a trade offer with my skins by the time i finish work
yrret 7 Feb, 2018 @ 8:54pm 
This guy is one of THE most toxic players that i have come accross in Counter-Strike: Global Offensive matchmaking history. Not only did he insult my Ethnicity, but he had the audacity to insult my play style and my life choices. My experience was RUINED because of this. We dont need people like this joining our competitive matches and making us feel like we are bad people when in all truth, HE is the bad person. -rep and score for you swine!!!
Paul Allen's Card 5 Feb, 2018 @ 12:14am 
This guy is one of THE most toxic players that i have come accross in Counter-Strike: Global Offensive matchmaking history. Not only did he insult my Ethnicity, but he had the audacity to insult my play style and my life choices. My experience was RUINED because of this. We dont need people like this joining our competitive matches and making us feel like we are bad people when in all truth, HE is the bad person. -rep and score for you swine!!!
Paul Allen's Card 14 May, 2017 @ 7:49am 
hah -rep u lil punk ass private profile ♥♥♥♥♥
Simon 8 Feb, 2017 @ 8:08pm 
ive taught him well, now we watch the sunset together
jy 17 Mar, 2016 @ 4:42am 
cheating dog
FoSHo 8 Nov, 2015 @ 5:54pm 
Bought his inventory +1 he went first
Fast and smooth deal A++
Paul Allen's Card 14 Jun, 2015 @ 9:08pm 
Hacker?
grodent 28 May, 2015 @ 7:08am 
Biggest cheater
21 j0kes 21 May, 2015 @ 5:00am 
+rep good trader friendly
alegs 1 May, 2015 @ 6:59am 
cheating dog
ayveé 5 Apr, 2015 @ 2:09am 
ur a fckn dog
:fateWoof:
:tmsArrow: thts u
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Paul Allen's Card 22 Dec, 2014 @ 10:12pm 
Didn't want to be a mod on my server...
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