Avoid cliches like the plague. They're a dime a dozen.
😶
This generation doesn't have emotional baggage. We have emotional moving vans.
-- Bruce Feirstein
😫
Census Taker to Housewife:
Did you ever have the measles, and, if so, how many?
😴
<Knghtbrd> glDisable (GL_BUGS);
<Endy> heh
<Endy> Is that in 1.2? :)
🤣
You will lose an important disk file.
😩


😷
At the source of every error which is blamed on the computer you will find
at least two human errors, including the error of blaming it on the computer.
😍
"Our attitude with TCP/IP is, `Hey, we'll do it, but don't make a big
system, because we can't fix it if it breaks -- nobody can.'"

"TCP/IP is OK if you've got a little informal club, and it doesn't make
any difference if it takes a while to fix it."
-- Ken Olson, in Digital News, 1988
🙄
Netscape is not a newsreader, and probably never shall be.
-- Tom Christiansen
🤔
Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
🤗
No matter how fast light travels it finds the darkness has always got
there first, and is waiting for it.
(Reaper Man)
😩
Philadelphia is not dull -- it just seems so because it is next to
exciting Camden, New Jersey.
😚
DROP THE SCYTHE, AND TURN AROUND SLOWLY.
-- Dirty Death
(Terry Pratchett, Reaper Man)
🤤
To program is to be.
😙




😶
QOTD:
How can I miss you if you won't go away?
🤠
Take time to reflect on all the things you have, not as a result of your
merit or hard work or because God or chance or the efforts of other people
have given them to you.
😘
If you stand on your head, you will get footprints in your hair.
😷

😴
Men will always be men -- no matter where they are.
-- Harry Mudd, "Mudd's Women", stardate 1329.8
🤣
Too much is not enough.
😭
For courage mounteth with occasion.
-- William Shakespeare, "King John"
🤔
Meg: Oh no! I'm missing the news!
Peter: We all miss The News, Meg, but Huey Lewis needs time to create, and we need to be patient.
😯





🤒
Stupidity got us into this mess -- why can't it get us out?
😬
Let me not to the marriage of true minds
Admit impediments. Love is not love
Which alters when it alteration finds,
Or bends with the remover to remove:
O, no! it is an ever-fixed mark,
That looks on tempests and is never shaken;
It is the star to every wandering bark,
Whose worth's unknown, although his height be taken.
Love's not Time's fool, though rosy lips and cheeks
Within his bending sickle's compass come;
Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks,
But bears it out even to the edge of doom.
If this be error and upon me proved,
I never writ, nor no man ever loved.
🤐
[we see a flashback of Stewie with a normal, round head, jumping up and down on the bed]
Stewie: I can jump on the bed all I want. You're not my mother. [Stewie hits his head on the ceiling, squashing it into its more familiar rugby-ball shape]
Brian: Oh my God, are you all right?
Stewie: Fine. Why do you ask?
😪
I enjoy the time that we spend together.
😍

😫
Tragic heroes always moan when the gods take an interest in them, but it's the people the gods ignore who get the really tough deals.
(Mort)
🤧
"We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty!"
-- Vroomfondel
🤥
The surest way to remain a winner is to win once, and then not play any more.
🙁
A mighty creature is the germ,
Though smaller than the pachyderm.
His customary dwelling place
Is deep within the human race.
His childish pride he often pleases
By giving people strange diseases.
Do you, my poppet, feel infirm?
You probably contain a germ.
-- Ogden Nash
🙂
"Unlike most net.puritans, however, I feel that what OTHER consenting computers
do in the privacy of their own phone connections is their own business."
-- John Woods, jfw@eddie.mit.edu
😗




🙄
A Los Angeles judge ruled that "a citizen may snore with immunity in
his own home, even though he may be in possession of unusual and exceptional
ability in that particular field."
😵
You will soon meet a person who will play an important role in your life.
😱
Man's unique agony as a species consists in his perpetual conflict between
the desire to stand out and the need to blend in.
-- Sydney J. Harris
🤕
If you are what you eat, I guess that makes me a cheese danish.
-- Anonymous
🤑
<knghtbrd> *sigh* My todo list is like the fucking energizer bunny
<knghtbrd> It keeps growing and growing and growing and ...
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😲
God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday,
and the Devil runs them by quantum theory on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday.
-- William Bragg
😵
I don't know who my grandfather was; I am much more concerned to know
what his grandson will be.
-- Abraham Lincoln
🤠
Gibson's Springtime Song (to the tune of "Deck the Halls"):

'Tis the season to chase mousies (Fa la la la la, la la la la)
Snatch them from their little housies (...)
First we chase them 'round the field (...)
Then we have them for a meal (...)

Toss them here and catch them there (...)
See them flying through the air (...)
Watch them fly and hear them squeal (...)
Falling mice have great appeal (...)

See the hunter stretched before us (...)
He's chased the mice in field and forest (...)
Watch him clean his long white whiskers (...)
Of the blood of little critters (...)
🤑
[in a turtle-shaped pool float]
Stewie: My God, I'm to entrust my life to a turtle - nature's "D" student?
🤧
Did YOU find a DIGITAL WATCH in YOUR box of VELVEETA?
😭
Keep your mouth shut and people will think you stupid;
Open it and you remove all doubt.
🤣
When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by
reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger handle this?"
😚

🤔
Where will it all end? Probably somewhere near where it all began.
🤤
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk!
😪
FORTRAN? The syntactically incorrect statement "DO 10 I = 1.10" will parse and
generate code creating a variable, DO10I, as follows: "DO10I = 1.10" If that
doesn't terrify you, it should.
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