Eastleigh is half way between Southampton and Portsmouth. Of course it's full of inbred scum. The fish-humping folk of Pompey and the chav scum of Southampton coming together to create something similar to what you'd find in a petri dish in a college science lab. Also, Eastleigh is an anagram of eagle ♥♥♥♥. So yeah.....

how much did u pay her to take a pis with her haha u alryt