Your mother called, she said you were smoking crack with the neighbor's retarded kid again. Smh. We're taking you to church

See, kiddo. I would but these yearly check ins work better without Facebook. Plus, I'm too old for that :( Hope you're doing well, your mother and I miss you! XO

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Hey, it's your dad doing his yearly check in, Discord sucks. I hope you have that Witch's Hut by now and you're still not a crack addict. Tend the farm, mooooooo

You have like no comments, soo yeah, here's one

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