dude ur uninvited to my birthday party at chucke's cheese. Therefore: Your not even gonna get 2 ice cream sandwiches, your not gonna get to eat chucke's cheese, your not gonna get to blow out the cheesey candles, your not gonna get to lick the cheese, your not even gonna get to take a slurp from chucke's secret straw, your not even gonna get to lick the slime under the cheese counter, your not gonna get to ride chucke's cheese, your not even gonna get licked by chucke the cheese, your not even gonna get naked time with chuck, your not gonna get to take the cheese shower, your not even gonna get the special cheese, your not even gonna get to ride the cheesey slide, your not even gonna get chucked by Mr Cheese, your not even gonna get to sniff chucke's cheese hole, your not gonna get the "cheesey chair suprise" your not even gonna get to to go to the cheese closet with chuckey, and your not even gonna get to have a sleepy time with chuckey video session.

"Hey mr.k i have a question" said spongebob "Lay it on me lad" mr.krabs responded, "um...how big is a ♥♥♥♥ supposed to be?" asked spongeob. Mr.krabs responded, "whip it out boyo, it can't be that bad-SWEET NEPTUNE...IT'S HUMONGOUS!", mr.krabs laches onto spongebobs peepee and starts sucking on it like a lolipop. "mr.krabs if you do that i'll ♥♥♥" replied spongebob. "but spongebob, your peepee taste just like my fathers used to...before he passed away, oh well,back to sucking" mr, krabs said, mr.krabs started sucking on it harder until he blindfolded spongebob and put him on a chair, and with a smooth voice said, "spongebob, don't worry, this will only take a minute", spongebob panicked and replied "MR.KRABS I DON'T WANT YOUR HAIRY CRAB ASS TOUCHING AN INCH OF MY DONG!", "too late" said mr.krabs, the force of mr.krabs ass made spongebob so horny that he came all inside mr.krabs ass and later sold it to customers as soup

Hello I am a agent at NSA we have hacked into your webcam and frequently find you masturbating to Horse Porn we'd like to notify the populous that this man is a ♥♥♥♥ing weirdo and by his search history we have determined he is most likely suffering from anal warts, from searches such as "how to get rid of warts" and "how to get rid of anal warts" thank you for your time and please avoid in contact with this mans ♥♥♥♥ or any of his other um organs

Agent 6969

-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He refused but then i told him my parents are not home then he said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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