Recent reviews by Simply

The actual glitchiest piece of crap you will ever play. Starting the game I got stuck in 4 different menus and ended up getting a pov of myself for 2 minutes without being able to exit. Walking simulator that somehow has managed to get positive reviews? Bethesda must be getting creative with their broken AI to have comments upvoting this utter garbage of a game. Also achievements broken and it gave me all of them. Only positive note.

I came, I saw, I unlocked all the achievements in under 2 minutes and I uninstalled in under 5. Disappointing expected to take way longer getting these achievements. Do not recommend for achievement hunters 0/10 game play.

Too many cheaters :/

Where do I start. Such a phenomenal game. A true masterpiece. From stunning quality of the background to the intricacies of the characters. Such a beautiful and wondrous story to back it up absolutely everything about this game I recommend. Throughout the whole experience my friend and I could not stop starring and gawking at everything. It really brings out the best in you. 10/10 would play 1000000 times over again.

P.S.
The daughter looks like a hobgoblin. Made the game still enjoyable :D

- DIFFICULTY -

🔲 My 90 year old grandma could play it
🔲 Easy
🔲 Normal
☑️ Hard
🔲 "Dark Souls"

- GRAPHICS -

🔲 "MS Paint"
🔲 Bad
🔲 Meh
🔲 Graphics don't matter in this game
🔲 Good
🔲 Classic is always better
☑️ Beautiful
🔲 Masterpiece

- MUSIC -

🔲 Bad
🔲 Not special
🔲 Good
☑️ Beautiful

- STORY -

🔲 This game has no story
🔲 Like playing "Temple Runners" for the story
🔲 It's there for the people who want it
🔲 Umm Good?
☑️ Well written
🔲 Epic story

- PRICE -

🔲 Free
🔲 Underpriced
☑️ Perfect price
🔲 Could be cheaper
🔲 Overpriced
🔲 Complete waste of money

- REQUIREMENTS -

🔲 You can run it on a microwave
🔲 Potato
☑️ Average
🔲 High end
🔲 "NASA" computer

- LENGTH -

☑️ Very short (0 - 3 hours)
🔲 Short (3 - 15 hours)
🔲 Average (15 - 50 hours)
🔲 Long (50 - 90 hours)
🔲 Extremely long (90 - 110 hours)
🔲 More than 1 week (170+)
🔲 No ending

- FUN -

🔲 I'd rather watch paint dry
🔲 Hard to enjoy
🔲 Repetitive
🔲 Actually pretty amusing
☑️ Ride of your life

- REPLAYABILITY -

🔲 It's a one - time experience
🔲 Only for achievements
🔲 If you wait a few months / years
🔲 Definitely
☑️ Infinitely replayable

- WORTH BUYING -
🔲 It's Free
🔲 No
🔲 Wait for sale
☑️ Yes

its aight