Recent reviews by Merps

Mentally I am tired.

Physically I have aged 45 years.

I refuse to speak to my wife or children unless they've also achieved the Elden Ring Achievement.

My boss walked into my office and he had a health bar so I assumed he was a mini boss and I parried his tarnished soul into a new bloodline and the police are after me.

10/10 Masterpiece
I'm going through a divorce.

After many hours in this game I've come to terms with my sexuality..

Timeless fun.

Amazing gameplay.

Pixels 10/10

Creepy crying naked child/10