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6 people found this review helpful
1.2 hrs on record
Вместе с русскоговорящим долгом пострелял укроговорящую свободу и русскоговорящие отряды ВСУ...
Их борьба - ещё более кривая графика и сменить язык (но только дружелюбным фракциям), а агрессивных оставить русскими, даже если по сюжету это вообще не сходится.

GSC всё глубже и глубже в г0вне, даже классику поганят.
Posted 24 May.
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3 people found this review helpful
19.5 hrs on record
Outright degenerates of GSC.
Posted 24 May.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
63.4 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Oh man how do I start...
I've been playing this game for non less than 10 years now, I started playing it with my uncle, this game's worlds have seen so much history, literal wars between people who built their communities throughout the years.

This game is the ultimate sandbox, the most pleasant, good-looking MMO sandbox you'd ever find.
You NEED to give it a try to see if this is something for you, as it's got a very unfriendly entry level for newbies.

I can't state how much I love this game, and not just only due to my insane nostalgia, there are just no words to describe the experience. You could compare it to Minecraft finally being added to Steam after years and years of history in the game. Though this game, of course, is much less known.

And yes, a reference to my fellow veteran or new kins - Drink, and be merry my friends!
You just should try this adventure, and better bring your friends, as it's real life survival, but in a Swedish/Norwegian woods.

If you want help, just text me. I'd gladly help you with the game.
Also, a useful tip for new players - use the "Ring of Brodgar" Wikipedia about the game.
It explains 90% of the game.
Posted 7 November, 2024. Last edited 7 November, 2024.
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1 person found this review funny
20.9 hrs on record (20.3 hrs at review time)
Wow, the end is really cool!
(It's an easter egg and it's not, really).
Also the devs are a bit crap.
Posted 16 August, 2024. Last edited 19 May.
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2 people found this review helpful
1,260.8 hrs on record (1,129.2 hrs at review time)
They broke the game.
Devs went re**rded and now you can't play it if your specs are below minimum.
My specs fit the minimum specs and still it doesn't work.
Don't f*cking buy it.
Posted 15 August, 2024. Last edited 15 August, 2024.
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1 person found this review funny
120.7 hrs on record (10.5 hrs at review time)
Попал в мозг оленю через зад
Posted 19 February, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
645.7 hrs on record (169.5 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
Коммьюнити вроде доты, годится лишь как фармилка вещей по 100 рублей
Posted 24 October, 2020. Last edited 20 December, 2020.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
111.3 hrs on record (82.3 hrs at review time)
В районе 1к часов на пиратке, из уважения купил тут, детство по сути в обнимку с этой игрой.
Posted 28 March, 2020.
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3 people found this review helpful
70.0 hrs on record (11.6 hrs at review time)
Если хочется испытать нервы и выдержку, это идеальный вариант.
Posted 14 January, 2020. Last edited 23 July, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
21.9 hrs on record (18.6 hrs at review time)
Freaky cool thing. You must try it.
Posted 23 December, 2019. Last edited 20 December, 2020.
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