Bruno Mars: I wanna be a billionaire so

freaking bad.

Girl: Yeah, me too. I need new clothes.

Bruno Mars: No you don't. 'Cause girl you're amazing just the way you are.

Girl: Really? You're like the only one who thinks that. Will you marry me?

Bruno Mars: No, but I'll catch a grenade for ya.

Girl: Really? Even today?

*Girl gets hit by grenade*

Bruno Mars: Today, I don't feel like doing anything.

:)