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Recent reviews by Eimerboi3000(Merz mach Döner 3

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1.3 hrs on record
Early Access Review
I actially like the game so far. The graphics are beautiful, good voices and tactical depth. Some people complain about a missing touturial, well play the campaigne and also, they will add tutorials in the future guys...
Posted 1 September, 2024.
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30.0 hrs on record (17.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Reddit user Stonkystocks: "Games honestly sick for what stage it's in." - (7 days in alpha stage)
Posted 6 May, 2024.
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4.1 hrs on record
It could have been the new Company of Heroes but they ♥♥♥♥♥♥ it up big time. The Graphics is really really ugly. The colour composition is really not good and doesn't get me into that dirty 1920 vibe.

Also, if weapons are dropped on the map, why are they flowing in the air and rotating. It looks so bad and reminds me that this is just a game. Why can't the stuff stand stationary on the field like in CoH?

And last but not least the worst part about this game is that it is way too expensive for such a niche product. None of my friends would pick it up for 40 or even 35€. Put the price down to 20€ and maybe you'll have a chance against CoH2.
Posted 13 February, 2021. Last edited 13 February, 2021.
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20.6 hrs on record (14.2 hrs at review time)
The game gives me headaches. It seems very unfinished. The mission design in Witcher 3 was way better so far.
Posted 17 January, 2021.
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35 people found this review helpful
6.9 hrs on record (3.2 hrs at review time)
We played it during lockdown with 8 people in Discord. I streamed the main stream and we seriously had lots of fun.

10/10 would buy again.
Posted 19 December, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
2,838.7 hrs on record (2,758.8 hrs at review time)
I played a few hours, it's ok.
Posted 3 February, 2020. Last edited 1 April.
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91.0 hrs on record (80.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
The game mechanics in this game function very well toegther. Crafting, looting, class abilities. It all just works so perfectly together.

I am really sad that none of my friends play this game because they think it is just a stupid Fortnite clone. :(

Very fun to play!!
Posted 14 March, 2019. Last edited 3 January, 2020.
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3 people found this review helpful
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390.6 hrs on record (254.9 hrs at review time)
Company of Heroes was my first love. Company of Heroes was my first real passion. Company of Heroes was the reason I gave up on real life.

CoH is not just a random video game. It's a piece of art, a state of the art example of what the RTS genre is truly capable of.

There's a dream that I've always had... That one day this game would receive the recognition that it always deserved. One day, it shall be played by millions of people at once. Company of Heroes shall not be forgotten in five, ten, or even in a hundred years.

This game almost made me fail grade 10 in highschool because I spent well over 35 hours per week on it during my teenage years. This is the game I turned to in times of griefing after my first girlfriend left me. Some days, I spent the whole day watching replays from pro players going toe to toe in the most intense battles of gaming histoy.

Mark my words, in 100 years when we are all half-robots/half-humen, we will look back at September 12th, 2006 and say:

"On this day, RTS history was rewritten, forever."


Thank you Relic.


P.S.: Please nerf Brit arty.
Posted 4 March, 2018. Last edited 5 February, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
4.6 hrs on record (1.1 hrs at review time)
This game was like reading a good book, it was a short but memorable experience. The voice acting was brilliant and I hope for more games from this small game studio.

I don't actually agree with all the negative reviews saying that the story was disappointing. No spoilers here: The ending was actually pretty refreshing and had a strong message in my opinion. People saying that it wasn't what they would have liked simply fail to appreciate a life lesson.

If you like telltale games, especially the older ones (the new ones suck, let's face it) then this game will be on par with The Wolf Among Us.

Posted 28 October, 2017.
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25.4 hrs on record (21.1 hrs at review time)
If you like creepy stealth games where you can occasionally also get a little bit of action, you should play this game! The atmosphere in this masterpiece is just insanely good. The music, the detailism, the never ending sense of danger - everything just fits perfectly. For me it is one of the best games I ever played.
Posted 5 September, 2015.
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