Stop with the fuc king " I bet you'll never guess what's under my dress.."

It's tits. It's always fuc king tits.

This is no mystery to anyone, and human anatomy has been the same for over 100k years. Seriously, shut the fu ck up. You all do this. Do you really think your tits and a sshole are so special that they're going to shift our collective consciousness or something?

"I bet the guys at the gym wonder what's under my yoga pants."

I bet they already know, and if they fuc king don't, maybe you shouldn't be at a kid gym for 4 year olds.