Legend has it... this man once carried a 10-man raid through Customs in Cherno using only a Makarov and a dream. One of the finest raid leaders to ever grace the wasteland—never once raised his voice, even when PK pulled the entire lumber mill by 'accidentally' throwing a grenade at his own feet. Explained breach tactics to us like we were his beloved grandchildren... even after we failed the same ambush four times in a row.
I still wake up in cold sweats remembering how he single-handedly out-healed a 3-man gank squad while the rest of us panicked and ate beans in a bush. If gaming had a Mount Rushmore, his face would be on it—right next to the 'Report Bug' button he never pressed out of sheer dignity.
10/10 would follow into certain death again. o7

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

sorry for being rude <3

greatest warlord

+rep my ass

cooking chest enjoyer 10/10