Hello, if you are reading this you are probably wondering what i do as a living, for the past 40 years i have been running a slave factory down deep in the amazon forests.

My basic days consists of pouring acid on a worker if bad behavior is reported, sometimes i might even visit the graves of their families and dance naked on it.

Beside working i like drift my 1995 subaru impreza on my neighbours lawn in the middle of the night with a fast escape when he realize his house is plundered of all it's belonings, including my daughter.

with that said i hope you have a good day my best friend!