Nedávné recenze uživatele coolman552

I threw earth to blow up the most basic enemy into a hundred chunks, o7

would achievement again

LONDON DOES NOT DISCUSS ITS DEFEATS.

Game is actually fun now, dont have to number crunch like im an accountant anymore just to have a decent build

THIS GAME ROCKS!!!!!!

orang

the catalyst for the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that was saints row 4

the equivalent of opposing force in half life 2, but this time its bigger and better

Own a highland sword for home defense, since that's what king malric intended. Four agathians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my dreadnought helmet and highland sword. Slash a line through the first mans torso, he's dead on the spot. Draw my mace on the second knight, miss him entirely because it's too ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ short and nails the neighbors peasant. I have to resort to the catapult mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with a cowering archer, "FOR THE RED AND BLACK!!" the cowering archer shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off horse cart alarms. Grab hatchet and charge the last terrified footman. He Bleeds out waiting on the reinforcements to arrive since hatched wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as king malric intended.

In 1257, RHODOK gangster sharpshooters BEAT ME BLOODY, dragged me IN CHAINS from the Praven Tavern! Since then I HIDE in forced jobless poverty, isolated alone in this low deadly vaegirtown old house. The brazen, deadly Gangster sharpshooters and spearman underlings spray me with POISON NERVE BOLTS from atop grundwalder and even their wretched mountains! DEADLY ASSAULTS, even in my village with crossbows, even bricks and stones, even DEADLY TOUCH SHIELDS or COUCHED SHOCK LANCES; even remote wine controlled around-corners-projection of DEADLY TOUCH WAR HORSES or even bloody-murder "SPEARsidents" to shut me up forever with a Sneak Undetectable Wineification! Even with trained parroting sharpshooter assassins in MAXIMUM SECURITY WINE PRISON for writing these unforgivable TRUTHS!!

>first match in ww1 mode
>on beach invasion map
>join entente
>see artillerymen role
>why not
>spawn in
>see big guns
>get in big gun
>guy yelling orders to shoot
>i shoot
>i become loader
>press and hold e for 30 minutes
>score top 2nd in team (next to the other artillery loader)

pretty fun if i say so myself