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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 6:03am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 10:10am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 11:28am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 11:53pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 11:31pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 8:19pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 9:35am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 1:46am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:10am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 9:20am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 9:20am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:58pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 9:07pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 11:18am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 11:20am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 11:24am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 6:03am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 7:50am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 7:36pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 12:58am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 4:40am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 8:19pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 7:52am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 10:55am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 10:55am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 10:55am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 11:20am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 6:03am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 10:19am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 11:18am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 11:18am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 6:04am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 11:31am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 11:33am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 12:18am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 11:18am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 7:42am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 7:36pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 11:21am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 11:13am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 1:28am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 6:03am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 8:13pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 1:55am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 11:29am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 11:35am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 11:34pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 11:41pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:10am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 4:40am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 11:12pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 7:13am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 7:22am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:10am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 11:20am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 10:28am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 10:52am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 11:51am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 3:03am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 3:03am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 5:06am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 11:26am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 12:07pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 11:18am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 6:04am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 11:34pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 8:06am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 8:28pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 10:55am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 4:40am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 11:37pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 10:52am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 7:34am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 7:52am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 9:20am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:54pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 9:35am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 7:22am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 9:55pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 11:07pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 7:27am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 7:27am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 7:27am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 9:35am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:11am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 11:14pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:54pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 7:21pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 7:21pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 1:37am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 1:55am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 7:34am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 11:02am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 6:24pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 2:10am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:35pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 11:54am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 8:19pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 11:27am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 7:00pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 11:59am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:35pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 7:10pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 1:23am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 3:05am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 3:56am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 3:57am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 4:03am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 4:16am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 10:28am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 8:06pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 9:20am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 1:53am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 11:06pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:10am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 10:50am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 9:20am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 9:18pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 1:53am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 2:21am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 3:56am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:21am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:26am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 11:10pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 9:20am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 9:54pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 3:07am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:29am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 8:39pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 8:39pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 12:28am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 11:21am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 7:50am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 11:34pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 6:24pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 11:08pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 10:58am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 10:10am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 4:41am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 11:33am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 11:50am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:53pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 11:13am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 7:22am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 11:53am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:35pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 7:12pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 9:07pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 12:49am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 12:57am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:24am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 7:35am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 7:29am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 7:44am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 7:59am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 10:55am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 11:54am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 12:50am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 11:54am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 11:55am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:35pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:35pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 12:49am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 1:54am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 4:02am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:21am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:21am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:22am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:50pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 1:51am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 2:59am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 4:22am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:21am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 7:30am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 8:03am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:10am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:43am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 10:52am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 9:20am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 10:52am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 6:24pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 12:32am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 12:32am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 1:52am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 3:04am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 5:07am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 8:23pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 10:12am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:10am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 10:52am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 8:01am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:26am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:21am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 6:24pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 12:33am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 12:50am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 1:52am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 5:10am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:21am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:21am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 8:04am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 8:08pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 7:22am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 12:17am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 8:49am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 9:12am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 6:18am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:21am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 7:27am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 7:27am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 8:03am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:21am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:21am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:21am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 8:04am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 8:04am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 11:28am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 7:22am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 6:48am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:10am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 11:04am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 9:07pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 4:07am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 7:27am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 4:29am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 10:53am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:21am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:24am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 7:27am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 7:27am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 7:51pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 7:53pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 6:24pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 12:53am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:43pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 10:10pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 7:54pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 8:19pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 3:19am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 3:19am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 11:13pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 6:14pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 6:14pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 10:52am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 12:01pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 1:52am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 5:08am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 8:03am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 8:20pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 3:19am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 5:07am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 6:34am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 9:20am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 6:14pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 9:20am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 1:43am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 4:03am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 7:27am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 6:51am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 3:26am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 5:34am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 7:50pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 7:03pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 3:00am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 3:26am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 12:03am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 9:10am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 10:07pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 6:51am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 6:20pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 7:25pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 2:59am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 7:47pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 7:48pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 7:53pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 8:24pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 8:24pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 9:43pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 2:40am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 2:40am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 3:19am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 3:26am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 6:51am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 10:07pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 7:31am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 6:14pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 3:19am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 3:26am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 3:31am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 3:31am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 10:52pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 10:52pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:48pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 1:54am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 7:27am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:36pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 6:14pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 9:44pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 3:27am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 7:27am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 8:03pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:26am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:26am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 9:42pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 3:26am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 11:19am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 11:30am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 11:18am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 7:22am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 1:34am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:21am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 8:02am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 10:07pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 3:19am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 3:19am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 7:27am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 8:56pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:40pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 7:48pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 7:48pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:37pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 7:55pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 7:55pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 10:07pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 12:03am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 2:45am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 3:19am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 3:26am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 9:10am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 3:06am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 4:28am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 8:20pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 8:19pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 8:39pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 6:14pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 11:06pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 3:03am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 7:27am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 8:23pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 6:18am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 3:19am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 3:19am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 11:13pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 7:42am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 9:06pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 3:04am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 3:04am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 6:14pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 6:20am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 3:26am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 9:10am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 8:39pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 8:40pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 2:19am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 7:28am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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