00:15 - fearless boy ☹: he's one of those gay ppl that can't be chill about it y'know
00:15 - fearless boy ☹: basically a sexual vegan or whatever

If we could just be hamsters and not humans playing CS:GO that would be great, honestly. - Snippy

quintosh: just pissed off getting facestabbed

20:59 - Snippy LFT Sniper: DO YOU
20:59 - Snippy LFT Sniper: KNOW
20:59 - Snippy LFT Sniper: WHY
20:59 - Snippy LFT Sniper: WOULD I
20:59 - Snippy LFT Sniper: REALLY
20:59 - Snippy LFT Sniper: LIKE
20:59 - Snippy LFT Sniper: TU
20:59 - Snippy LFT Sniper: EGNLAND
20:59 - Snippy LFT Sniper: ?
20:59 - Mr British: No
20:59 - Snippy LFT Sniper: HARRY IS THERE
20:59 - Snippy LFT Sniper: I MUST
20:59 - Snippy LFT Sniper: SAVE HIM
20:59 - Snippy LFT Sniper: FROM
20:59 - Snippy LFT Sniper: THE QUEN
20:59 - Snippy LFT Sniper: SHE
20:59 - Snippy LFT Sniper: LIKES MEN
20:59 - Snippy LFT Sniper: UND
20:59 - Snippy LFT Sniper: TALL
20:59 - Snippy LFT Sniper: BLACK
20:59 - Snippy LFT Sniper: FURRY
20:59 - Snippy LFT Sniper: HATS

paparedwood : keep calm and listen to brit.

"I'm hoping to have a full facial" - Arjax <3

Did you just do an Allu on me? - Snip

that bozo : damn
that bozo : ggs
that bozo : other then you harry you can go die

"I think she's from ostrich." - Gorzum

*SPEC* flick : harry you are default hud user

"Med took 123! How is he alive? Oh, wait, they have *125*hp..." - Flight.

TiTuniVers: guck guys why dont you defent the base

20:35 - Mr British | <3 merc?: What should I call my frag?
20:35 - Gorzum: "gay spy carries his team"
20:35 - Mr British | <3 merc?: Cheers

21:29 - Markieer: im not a hoe
21:29 - Markieer: im a hardcore ♥♥♥♥ slut

[Degroot Keep]
Itsuka : Forsooth, I say, MR. BRITISH
Itsuka : IS THAT Ye
Mr British | <3 : yes
Itsuka : Hark! SIGN Mine ♥♥♥♥

"Thanks for being a hard carry" - Not Steven <333

21:17 - wixxi: btw no offense but you sound really homosexual when you're mad

22:23 - Mr British | <3 lft HL?: someone can't imagine me mad when calling. can you describe it for me ty
22:57 - wixxi_: u sound like when an autist finds out his food have touched each other

23:43 - blob: im 15 but i sound like a 2 yr old
23:43 - blob: and im proud

20:41 - SayMo: ♥♥♥♥ my voice is sexy

Rustled: What can I say?
Rustled: Willies aren't for me :>

Blob: Why can't you have coconut? Is it because they have milk in them?

23:41 - Blob ツ: there once was a guy called brit
23:41 - Blob ツ: tbh he was a bit ♥♥♥♥
23:41 - Blob ツ: he wanted to fly
23:41 - Blob ツ: but ate too much pie
23:41 - Blob ツ: so he crash-landed into a pit

Snippy: If I were a mission [on Payday 2] then I'd be Diamond Store: no one likes me.
Mr British: I like you but I don't like it [Diamond Store].
Snippy: Aww.
Mr British: If you were a mission, you'd be Shadow Raid: I do you so much that I'd get a reduction.

Me: Are you alive?
Blob: Ye, but I'm dead tho.

JWG : voteban
JWG : Nice hacks mate :)))

*DEAD* Major Payne : mr british ♥♥♥♥♥ ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥ spy
*DEAD* Mr British : Mad 'cause bad.
Major Payne : not mad your a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ have to hide tyo do ♥♥♥♥
*kills him again*
*DEAD* Major Payne : ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Mr British punk Spy
Major Payne : Mr British go cry to your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ street corner hooker mom ♥♥♥♥♥♥

Socrates : Mr British you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥

Epi: you're adoorable... it's like "Father: hey kid, do you want a hamster. kid: yes daddy. father: you're getting a harry."

Destiny: I burped. I was about to I farted but I didn't.

18:40 - smiley: ♥♥♥♥ i gotta get dressed now

13:54 - smiley: Fun story time, I came in my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ eye last night :(

Destiny: If you could make friends with anymore, who would you make befriend? [sic]
Me: Your mum. So we could become friends with benefits.
Destiny: Wow, you're so mean. I don't blame you though.

*Ask cyBing what he is doing*
17:49 - cyb: booze watching matthew santoro

*DEAD* Vanilla POD : ♥♥♥♥ u british ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cheatyer
Player Vanilla POD left the game (Disconnect by user.)

15:01 - Jake the neverland pirate: I have the heart of a lion
15:01 - Mr British: k
15:01 - Jake the neverland pirate: and a lifetime ban from the zoo

Snippy: Just put the tip in your mouth

suicide-jump : spy ♥♥♥♥♥

smiley : Sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me.

17:15 - Snuuush~: OH YEAH BABY
17:16 - Snuuush~: NOTHIN LIKE JACKING OFF TO MICHAEL ROSEN
17:16 - Snuuush~: AH YES INTO THE MOUTH INDEED
17:16 - Snuuush~: 23*
(In voice chat) Mr British: *clicks* Nice!

Snippy: Sometimes I rub my knees and say "Oooh. This feels like tits."

*Playing Rats in Payday 2*
Snippy: We have to use the right ingredient. We need the salt to put on my weiner.

wasif-b : mr british go suck david camerons ♥♥♥♥

*DEAD* Nicols Cervetti : NOOOOOOOB+
Player Nicols Cervetti left the game (Disconnect by user.)

*Talking about what music I should use for a Spy Frag Video*
21:03 - |☠| Mr British: dunno what music tho
21:05 - cyBing: ya mum playing the flute
21:05 - |☠| Mr British: haha
21:06 - cyBing: and by flute i mean MY MASSIVE ♥♥♥♥

"ugug~" -Snuuu :3

*discussing fetishes*
Snippy: Have a guess
Me: A Rubik's Cube up the arse?
Snippy: That is a hobby, not a fetish

"I have a fetish for getting into people’s profiles"- Snippy