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14 of 28 (50%) achievements earned:
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Go Left

Move to the left.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2018 @ 2:51pm

Go Right

Move to the right.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2018 @ 2:51pm

Fire Inspector

Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2018 @ 2:59pm

Self Defence

Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2018 @ 3:40pm

Swan Tamer

Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2018 @ 3:41pm

Paperwork

Submit your monthly physical report.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2018 @ 2:51pm

Popcorn Buffet

Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2018 @ 3:21pm

Clumsy

Die a lot of times in your nightmares.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2018 @ 3:52pm

A Better John

Start taking responsibility for you actions.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2018 @ 4:25pm

Master Unlocker

Collect enough milk to fill the tank.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2020 @ 8:19pm

Always Finishes First

Good at video games. Terrible at sex.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 2:38pm

Generous Lover

Finish last in a Party Mode game.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2019 @ 3:50pm

Till Death Do Us

Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2019 @ 4:23pm

Autopaedicatio

Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 6:16pm



Most Improved Tapulator

Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.

Early Bird

Swallow every worm.

Sleep No More

Don't let sleeping dongs lie.

Bulking Gear

Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.

Couch Party

Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.

Spare Wheel

Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.

The Perfect Partner

Marry yourself in Abstinence.

My Precious

Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.

Magnetic Basshole

Win Lights Out in under five seconds.

Safety First

Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.

Fussy Lover

Save yourself for that special orgy.
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